A Rose By Any Other Name...
...would smell just as sweet, but aren’t you glad they aren’t called “Colored Shit Sticks”?
In the ER we see a lot of messed up names. There is one kid named Cuntasia as if being called Cunt isn’t bad enough her last name is *uck. No the first letter is not an F in her real last name, but you know kids, and especially with that special first name people are going to be calling her Cunt Fuck from the first day they learn the words.
I could probably write a full page on names I have encountered. Some of the highlights are “GI Joe” GI stands for nothing and Joe is not his middle name. His first name is actually GI Joe. His brother Clark Kent. There are a total of 7 siblings in that family all the kids have whacked out names. I actualy have their names written down in a list at home, but I am missing one name. Maybe I will update this entry when I get home and list them all. The boys have strange in a cartoon fantasy type sense and all the girls are named like prostitutes. Venus Star and those types of names.
I have seen Snow White, Crystal Ball, Robin Hood, Jaqueasy, and two elderly twins named Ima Ham and Ura Ham. Crystal ball has some competition as I have just learned of a patient that comes here named Crystal Shanda Lear. There is a guy named Harry Ball (Crystal’s brother?) I am sure that would have been a good name for the adult film industry. We have 3 elderly ladies named America, Florida, and Sparkle. There was the couple that came in with their 6 month old baby several months back. The man was being committed and his girlfriend, who was equally nutty, convinced him to run.... AFTER he already had himself voluntarily committed. Sorry, it doesn’t work that way. The police went and found him and made him go to the hospital. You are free to do as you wish up until you agree to be committed. Anyway social services had to come get Baby. Yeah, they named it “Baby”. Creative, weren’t they?
In the ER we see a lot of messed up names. There is one kid named Cuntasia as if being called Cunt isn’t bad enough her last name is *uck. No the first letter is not an F in her real last name, but you know kids, and especially with that special first name people are going to be calling her Cunt Fuck from the first day they learn the words.
I could probably write a full page on names I have encountered. Some of the highlights are “GI Joe” GI stands for nothing and Joe is not his middle name. His first name is actually GI Joe. His brother Clark Kent. There are a total of 7 siblings in that family all the kids have whacked out names. I actualy have their names written down in a list at home, but I am missing one name. Maybe I will update this entry when I get home and list them all. The boys have strange in a cartoon fantasy type sense and all the girls are named like prostitutes. Venus Star and those types of names.
I have seen Snow White, Crystal Ball, Robin Hood, Jaqueasy, and two elderly twins named Ima Ham and Ura Ham. Crystal ball has some competition as I have just learned of a patient that comes here named Crystal Shanda Lear. There is a guy named Harry Ball (Crystal’s brother?) I am sure that would have been a good name for the adult film industry. We have 3 elderly ladies named America, Florida, and Sparkle. There was the couple that came in with their 6 month old baby several months back. The man was being committed and his girlfriend, who was equally nutty, convinced him to run.... AFTER he already had himself voluntarily committed. Sorry, it doesn’t work that way. The police went and found him and made him go to the hospital. You are free to do as you wish up until you agree to be committed. Anyway social services had to come get Baby. Yeah, they named it “Baby”. Creative, weren’t they?