2014: Hey, Macaroona (for EVERYONE)

[baektobaek]

For: EVERYONE
From: ANONYMOUS until December 30, 2014

Title: Hey, Macaroona
Rating: PG-13
Pairing(s)/Focus: Baekhyun/Kai, side!Luhan/Chen
Length: 8,970 words
Summary: Baekhyun has two problems this semester: 1) Hot Kid is illegally hot; 2) the Macarena is actually kinda hard.
Warnings: language, lame humor
Notes: Enjoy?

Comments

[bluedreaming]

I shouldn't have read this right now (but hey! A girl's got to eat!) and I shouldn't be commenting and I'm probably going to miss the bus I want to take but I LOVED THIS IT WAS PERFECT. YES. That is all. (Runs for bus)

[nachtegael]

Ansa. I hope your lunch was delicious and thank you and I <3 you. That is all.

[brittlepin]

This was soooooo fun! :D Like literally! I had a blast going through it, and I will surely look through your fics after the reveals, hohohoho!

At the start of fall semester of junior year (fuck yeah, upper classmen!) YESSSSS! I KNOW THE FEELSSS!

"If I knew I could’ve facebook stalked him back to sixth grade by now and drooled all over the pics from his adorably awkward phase." pls this is so real! GODDAMNIT now i wish that darn kid had a facebook my eyes could stalk. Though my sister happens to be more professional in that department. I see the ads in the side and then easily get distracted and sifted away to other things. damnit

"Forget the espresso, I need a double shot of vodka." OH MY GWAD! WHY IS THIS FIC LIKE A SUMMARY OF MY LIFE? WHY? WHY?

"I think I pulled my clavicle muscle," Baekhyun murmurs into a skein of silk floss hand dyed the color of snot, "except I don’t even know where that is." LOLing so HARDDD!!! XD

Group troubleshooting of life crises isn’t usually this emotionally taxing, but then again, Baekhyun has

[nachtegael]

you always leave the nicest comments! like really T.T

I'm no good at stalking, but my ex-roomie is. we used to stalk her crushes and one of them we dubbed code name: LPS because he had a profile pic of him and some blonde sharing a Leopard Print Snuggie

ah...he didn't say something nc-17 because I can't write that kind of stuff ;; but knowing Jongin...you are probably more accurate tbh ^^

wow, thank you so much for reading and commenting, I'm really glad you enjoyed it!
*hands you a double shot of vodka and some marshmallows*

[brittlepin]

he didn't say something nc-17 because I can't write that kind of stuff ;; but knowing Jongin...you are probably more accurate tbh ^^
or maybe Jongin really is a decent kid and the fandom has made him so and so b/c his face can turn criminally hot. gwad dayum that kid has awesome motor control o(╥﹏╥)o

I'll be gladly taking those treats thankyou!

[nachtegael]

Ah, you're right again. I'll guess we'll never know for sure~

[kojafras]

This is amazing and I love you.

[nachtegael]

oh wow, thank you <3 /runs away to hide/

[nachtegael]

FAR. no, you're the sweet and funny one! kk <33

( tbh that changed so many times, Operation Take the Prize was the runner up acronym ^^ )

Thanks for reading the one fic I didn't already force you to beta, hehe

you da best <3

[berryboys]

omg Baekhyun is so dumb but so smart at the same time (because he puts his eyes on the right Hot Kid), and the package of friends he comes with is great. Not to mention Sekai friendship with Sehun going all protective on Jongin, though he would have been a better friend if he was feeding him chicken instead of Baekhyun huh.

Timbuktu is far, far away from Korea, right? Baekhyun’s clavicle muscle hurts so much he’s not even sure anymore. So I may have or not have been laughing for a while at this.

This was hilarious and lovely and okay, I'm going to read it again!

[nachtegael]

exactly, so dumb, but definitely he picked the right kid ^^

well, to be fair, Sehun was probably on the same calorie restrictions as Jongin so don't judge him too harshly ;; as long as he protects Jongin's assets, ehehe

wow, thank you for reading and commenting, I'm glad to know you enjoyed it !