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JCrumb3: write an entry about your mutilation of Rachael Dratch's dog
Today Jeff came from Rutgers to hang out with my loserdom. We saw our first ever 'celebrity', Miss Rachael Dratch from SNL, on the streets. Instead of talking to her and being friendly, I accidentally stepped on her dog without realizing it. Then I promptly left because her dog was so obviously hitting on me (see: shoving its butt between my legs as a reaction to my stepping on its foot).
Oh and Racahel Dratch also looked at me with a sad face. In response, I hissed at her.
Today Jeff came from Rutgers to hang out with my loserdom. We saw our first ever 'celebrity', Miss Rachael Dratch from SNL, on the streets. Instead of talking to her and being friendly, I accidentally stepped on her dog without realizing it. Then I promptly left because her dog was so obviously hitting on me (see: shoving its butt between my legs as a reaction to my stepping on its foot).
Oh and Racahel Dratch also looked at me with a sad face. In response, I hissed at her.