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Re: Crack comment box orz anonymous May 4 2012, 00:17:46 UTC
Everybody Loves Lasers 3/?

And then Souji took off running. Frog Chie quickly jumped out of Yukiko's hands and started hopping away, following his lead, while Yukiko grabbed Rockji and trailed after them, laughing hysterically. Yosuke just stared. Stared at their fleeing figures and vowed that he totally would kick their asses as soon as they got out of here. Unless he died of humiliation first. Which was a valid possibility at this point.

"W-wait--no way in hell I'll--how am I supposed to--? ARGH!!!"

Souji took a moment to glance behind him, and saw Yosuke arguing with himself. They were really close to the exit now. "Yosuke! Just DO something! Quickly!"

Yosuke, mid-rant, looked at the hoard of robots ahead of him. Souji and the others were getting closer, almost within range to get blasted by the lasers. His friends' safety was on the line, and they were near the entrance now- and yeah, he did care if they got shot, even if they WERE total assholes, and it was a direct order...

Yosuke threw his arms up in exasperation. "UGH! Screw all of you!" And then he marched forward at his own sweet pace toward the enemy in front of him, a scowl on his face. Feeling close enough, he took out his mp3 player from his pocket, cranked the volume up at full blast on his headphones, plugged them into an electrical outlet, and let the music play. The beat could be heard loud and clear throughout the walls of the dungeon as Yosuke began to move.

"My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard..." As the notes played, Yosuke began dancing to the rhythm. Souji stopped dead in his tracks, and the robots ceased laserbeaming the premises. He couldn't help but stare as Yosuke swayed casually, as if he had done this millions of times before. The way his hips dipped and turned, the way his chest popped at just the right moment, the way he dropped his body low to the ground and arched his way back up, the way his face contorted into a look of sensual pleasure with eyes half lidded and dark, the way his fingertips lightly grazed his arms, legs, chest, thighs...he was good.

"I know you want it, the thing that makes me..."

Really good.

Yosuke dipped again, exposing the nape on the right side of his hip ever so slightly..."What the guys go crazy for."

Oh god he was good.

Shedding his jacket slowly, Yosuke tilted his head sligltly upwards, the cloth easily sliding off his lithe figure. And with his head tilted like that, his neck was readily exposed, a light sheen of sweat on his skin...

"They lose their minds, the way I wind." A sway of the hips, then another dip, hands crawling upwards over his arms. "I think it's time."

Seriously, if Souji wasn't running for his life right now, he'd totally-

SMACK! A long tongue slapped him across the cheek.

-totally was in pain right now.

Ribbit!

Right. Running. He should really get to that.

As Souji flew past the robots and through the entrance with company in tow, he brought his hands to his mouth and gave a sharp whistle. Yosuke took that as he que to get the he'll out of there, and dashed as quickly as he could past he enemy, grabbing his headphones as he ran.

He soon caught up to Souji and the others as they hurried away from the robots, which were now chasing them once again. Apparently that little show of Yosuke's wasnt enough to keep them distracted for long. Fabulous.

Speaking of which. "You know Yosuke, I never would have guessed you could be so-"

"Dont. Say. Anything."

"You guys, don't give up just yet! There should be a staircase coming up right in front of you!" Rise chimed. "And really, Yosuke-senpai, you should of told me you could move like that! I have this lovely little top with some leather-"

"Just DROP IT you guys."

"But Yosuke, you were so good! I could bearly keep my eyes off you!"

Before Yosuke could strangle any of his teammates, Souji exclaimed that he could see the staircase right down the corridor. As the robots closed in on them, the group leaped into the air and dove into the basement hatch. None of the enemies followed them, thankfully.

Unfortunately, as they were pushing and shoving themselves down during their frenzied escape, Yukiko got hit with a laser.

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OP here! anonymous May 4 2012, 00:46:17 UTC
PSSH anon. You have no idea how much I love this crackfest. XD Wonder what happened to Yukiko? >3
And that bit with Yosuke being all sexy and busting it out? I think I love you <3

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Re: Crack comment box orz anonymous May 8 2012, 23:42:10 UTC
Everybody Loves Lasers 4/4

"Hey guys, look at me! I'm up high!" Yukiko shouted from the ceiling. She was currently floating in the air, back against the roof and above everyone's heads. "I defy gravity! Hah! Take THAT Sir Isaac Newton! I surpass SCIENCE."

Souji facepalmed. Chie croaked. Rise groaned. Rockji rocked. Teddie sparkled. Yosuke flailed. The sudden movement made his boobs jiggle. "Aww, what the hell, Yukiko?! Seriously, I've had enough of this laser shit! Where is Naoto's shadow? I'll kick it's ass!"

"I sense the shadow ahead, only a few hallways down. Don't worry, you're close. And will someone please grab Yukiko-senpai? I think she's losing it."

Said Yukiko was currently bouncing off the walls like a rubber ball, lost in another laughing fit. "Oh my god you guys, this is-snort-is, is, the best thing EVER-ahahaha you, you gotta-PSSSSSH IT TICKLES! HAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Ribbit! Hopping after Yukiko, Chie attempted to stop her by latching her long tongue around the girl's ankle in an effort to pull her back to the floor. However, in her haste she seemed to overlook the fact that she weighed two ounces and went airborne as soon as her tongue lassoed her friend's leg. Yukiko only laughed harder and continued bouncing around, eventually floating down the hall and out of sight.

Souji stared after them a moment before turning to Yosuke. "We should move forward."

Yosuke nodded and took after Souji's lead. The two of them ran down the corridor chasing Chie and Yukiko ("OH MY GOD CHIE WE ARE-haha-SO COOL-cackle-cause we can LEVITATE-oww, that wall TOTALLY hit my face.") until they reached a large metal hatch. The gateway was painted with rainbows and smilie walmart faces, and Teddie, unable to risit the beauty that was the door, ran up to the metal and glomped it. He immediately poofed and disappeared.

"The shadow's just beyond this door you guys! Are you ready?"

Souji sighed, irritated and somewhat terrified at the prospect of facing Naoto's shadow. After all, if it had done this to all his teammates, god only knew what kind of psychological issues the kid had underneath that huge hat.

"C'mon, partner! Let's face this thing and get it over with! I really need to kill something right now."

I understand completely, Souji thought, before pushing the huge door open. As they entered the room, Souji didn't notice anything too unusual, even for a shadow's dungeon. The room itself seemed to be the laboratory's main headquarters with servailence cameras everywhere and small televisions displaying the dungeon's halls. A large operating table occupied the center of the space with various amounts and types of surgery equipment spread out everyhere. Huh. Minus the hospital tools of death, it didn't look too bad.

Until he saw the kid in the lab coat grinning ear to ear at him, an insane smile on his face and a toy space gun in his hands.

"IMMA FIRIN MAH LASER!!!!"

...

...

...wait, what?

"What the fu-"

And then time exploded.

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Souji woke with a start, heart pounding in his ears and harsh, shallow breaths gushing from his lips. His hands were clentched in his sheets tightly, knuckles white and fingers sore from his near death grip. Breathing heavily, he lifted himself up in his futon until he was sitting upright, and glanced at the clock hanging on his wall.

1:27 a.m.

Easing himself back down onto his back and shifting under the covers, Souji simply glanced at the ceiling above his head, staring at a dot that stood out against the rest of the surface. He contemplated the dream he just had, silently musing over it, and turned over onto his side beneath the covers, streatching his legs a bit before resting comfortably.

Eventually he shut his half-asleep eyes entirely and drifted into sleep once more, pulling the covers completely over his cold sholders and snuggling into the warmth of the blankets.

...I should really stop raiding the fridge before going to bed.

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Re: Crack comment box orz anonymous May 9 2012, 01:18:00 UTC
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Anon, I think I love you. This is just what I needed. A huge overdose of wth just happened. And you gave it to me. Thank you~<3

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