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He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot.
A wife of 40 should be like money You should be able to change her for two of 20
"Boy George is all England needs - another queen who can't dress."
Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental!
Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you'd had enough oxygen at birth?
Do you want people to accept you as you are or do you want them to like you?
Go ahead, tell them everything you know. It'll only take 10 seconds.
How did you get here? Did someone leave your cage open?
I'd like to see things from your point of view but I can't seem to get my head that far up my ass.
I don't think you are a fool. But then what's MY opinion against thousands of others?
I'd love to go out with you, but my favorite commercial is on TV.
If we were to kill everybody who hates you, it wouldn't be murder; it would be genocide!
Learn from your parents' mistakes - use birth control!
Pardon me, but you've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn.
A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's written on
Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television
Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup
What's another word for thesaurus
To write a diary every day is like returning to one's own vomit
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on
I drink to make other people interesting
Reality is an illusion created by a lack of alcohol
Cocaine is God's way of saying you're making too much money
Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs
Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die