Nothing to say, but Gabriel is being really snuggly. :oD
I'm sitting on the edge of a fold out bed with the metal bars biting into the backs of my legs because THE CAT is on my computer chair.
I'm typing this one-handed because the other hand is holding a pop-tart.
MY breakfast pop-tart.
You know, the one THE CAT is eating. Yep, I'm holding my breakfast out so THE CAT can happily gnaw away at it.
And I'm not stopping him.
The other one had to come and investigate. To make sure I wasn't feeding her brother poison or anything, I guess, so I had to hold out an offering for her as well.
Yep. MY breakfast.
And they don't want to TAKE the pop-tart, oh no, they just want me to hold it out so they can lick on and nibble at it.
Bitches.
Why am I doing this?
When exactly did I become a cat slave?
Oh, right. Nine months and 2 weeks ago. Damnit.
They're hateful little creatures. How do they make people like them?
Hateful little creatures that purr...
And snuggle...
And sleep with their tummies all exposed...
With little curled feeties...
And smell my toes...
Ok, so that last one is weird, but they do and it makes me giggle because little kitty face hairs tickle.
I'm typing this one-handed because the other hand is holding a pop-tart.
MY breakfast pop-tart.
You know, the one THE CAT is eating. Yep, I'm holding my breakfast out so THE CAT can happily gnaw away at it.
And I'm not stopping him.
The other one had to come and investigate. To make sure I wasn't feeding her brother poison or anything, I guess, so I had to hold out an offering for her as well.
Yep. MY breakfast.
And they don't want to TAKE the pop-tart, oh no, they just want me to hold it out so they can lick on and nibble at it.
Bitches.
Why am I doing this?
When exactly did I become a cat slave?
Oh, right. Nine months and 2 weeks ago. Damnit.
They're hateful little creatures. How do they make people like them?
Hateful little creatures that purr...
And snuggle...
And sleep with their tummies all exposed...
With little curled feeties...
And smell my toes...
Ok, so that last one is weird, but they do and it makes me giggle because little kitty face hairs tickle.