Vin Diesel Random Fact Generator!

Apr 14, 2005 16:34

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Vin Diesel fought on both sides of the Vietnam war, and that's why America lost.

Working as a forklift operator in 1995, Vin Diesel ran over and killed the original Johnny Appleseed.

He is seventh in line for the throne of Japan.

The Legend of Zelda is based on the adventures of Vin Diesel battling Adolph Hitler and the Nazis in World War 2.

The only substance hard enough to scratch Vin Diesel is Vin Diesel.

Every night, Vin Diesel does 700 push ups and punches himself in the face until he passes out.

Vin Diesel has pulled off a ten-hit combo in Tekken.

Vin Diesel split the atom with a chainsaw.

Vin Diesel's skull is retractable, much like Skydome. When he retracts his skull, helicopter blades pop out, allowing him to fly to safety.

Laid end to end all the people Vin Diesel has ever and will ever kick the asses of would form an unbroken chain stretching to Saturn nine times.

Vin Diesel's mass is constantly monitored by a military installation in New Mexico. Should it exceed a critical point they are instructed to destroy him with a hydrogen bomb mounted to an ICBM. It is not known if this will be enough to stop the process.

Vin Diesel tried to start a business where he would recharge batteries simply by gripping them in his hands.

Has a button installed behind his right ear labeled "sparkles". it is still unclear as to what this button does exactly.

Vin Diesel has a spinning bowtie that automatically propells him when he wears rollerskates, but he'll kill you if you see him do it.

After a grueling 47 day battle with Walt Disney, Vin Diesel finally beat him at rock, paper, scissors and thus froze Disney solid. Disney's frozen body is now on display at Vin Diesel's fortress of badassitude.

Being murdered by Vin Diesel is the only way to enter Valhalla.

Wayno.
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