wow i'm not dead
LachrymaticSoda: Oh God it's you!
ASN311: hi toby!!!!!!
LachrymaticSoda: you dirty limey bastard
ASN311: god it's been so long where to start?
LachrymaticSoda: how dare you rape my endless herds of cattle
ASN311: you had it coming
LachrymaticSoda: standing on crates and bending your dick
LachrymaticSoda: good lord
LachrymaticSoda: get yourself some respect
ASN311: it was worth every penny\
LachrymaticSoda: just because your broke doesn't mean go for a species you don't have to date
ASN311: what can i say, i would love to reminisce on fond memories but some of us have PAPERs ot write
LachrymaticSoda: what you talkin' bout governator?
ASN311: nothing i guess
ASN311: nevermind
LachrymaticSoda: ho
LachrymaticSoda: so how about them dodgers?
ASN311: eh they're ok. i was thinking about other things though....
ASN311: like having sex
ASN311: god that was good...
LachrymaticSoda: maybe for you but i heard different from her
ASN311: ummmmmmmmm i heard some dirty things come from her mouth i think she enjoyed it
LachrymaticSoda: FAKING!!!...lmao
ASN311: she's actually really really horny and she often finishes before i do. very dissappointing
LachrymaticSoda: falling asleep doesn't count as finishing
ASN311: you may have won this one. but there will be others
LachrymaticSoda: not for you once your rep gets around you dead fuck
ASN311: hey anytime anywhere
LachrymaticSoda: :-?
ASN311: ===)...,;;''' that's supposed to be a hook up your ass
LachrymaticSoda: that was a very crappy hook padawan
ASN311: i didn't know how to make a better one
LachrymaticSoda: sucka
LachrymaticSoda: 8====D~ (-:
you is dat
ASN311: ::::::::::--- (_|_) that's a stick of dynamite up your ass
LachrymaticSoda: don't you know how to make a bum?
LachrymaticSoda: ( Y )
LachrymaticSoda: that is a bum
ASN311: eh either way
LachrymaticSoda: nope
ASN311: that bum looks stupider than mine
LachrymaticSoda: ( . Y . )
LachrymaticSoda: boobies
ASN311: yeah that's pretty good. just like the real thing
LachrymaticSoda: better ;-)
ASN311: eh
LachrymaticSoda: blast it all to the pus bursting depths of the sevewnth layer of hell right beside GWB who is so busy doing lines that he allowed the last action zero to rape kill pillage and burn california and alter eat their dead babies only to be stopped by the giant iguanna baby faux dead feti from the center of the earth
LachrymaticSoda: **puss
ASN311: i'm truly touched. htanks for sharing that with me
LachrymaticSoda: glady scumbucket
ASN311: you're a scumtard
LachrymaticSoda: your a scumturd
ASN311: my pirate name is captain mellon collie
LachrymaticSoda: captain stobe at yur sirvice ser
ASN311: that's pretty good
LachrymaticSoda: witch?
ASN311: stobe
LachrymaticSoda: thast's me name
LachrymaticSoda: what you want with it?
ASN311: yes it's quite nice
ASN311: nothing bitch
LachrymaticSoda: are you some sorta a woman you frenchie?
ASN311: no i got my french girls out of my system last year
LachrymaticSoda: oh...i am...
ASN311: it's alright
ASN311: you can still travel on my ship
LachrymaticSoda: yarr..i no
LachrymaticSoda: who said anything about it being your ship cockmaster?
ASN311: we'll fly the jolly roger whenever we smoke
ASN311: you know you want it
ASN311: smoke tabaccho
LachrymaticSoda: in the peace pipe
LachrymaticSoda: the peace pipe pirates
ASN311: that wouldn't be so bad
LachrymaticSoda: its what told allsbodys
ASN311: chill
LachrymaticSoda: bloddyscumsuckingrodentfeces...where did i put my shank?
ASN311: up your ass you cocksmoker
LachrymaticSoda: already chacked there
ASN311: okay
ASN311: don't know where else it could be
LachrymaticSoda: oh thats right i left it stuck in your inflatable heifer
ASN311: hi toby!!!!!!
LachrymaticSoda: you dirty limey bastard
ASN311: god it's been so long where to start?
LachrymaticSoda: how dare you rape my endless herds of cattle
ASN311: you had it coming
LachrymaticSoda: standing on crates and bending your dick
LachrymaticSoda: good lord
LachrymaticSoda: get yourself some respect
ASN311: it was worth every penny\
LachrymaticSoda: just because your broke doesn't mean go for a species you don't have to date
ASN311: what can i say, i would love to reminisce on fond memories but some of us have PAPERs ot write
LachrymaticSoda: what you talkin' bout governator?
ASN311: nothing i guess
ASN311: nevermind
LachrymaticSoda: ho
LachrymaticSoda: so how about them dodgers?
ASN311: eh they're ok. i was thinking about other things though....
ASN311: like having sex
ASN311: god that was good...
LachrymaticSoda: maybe for you but i heard different from her
ASN311: ummmmmmmmm i heard some dirty things come from her mouth i think she enjoyed it
LachrymaticSoda: FAKING!!!...lmao
ASN311: she's actually really really horny and she often finishes before i do. very dissappointing
LachrymaticSoda: falling asleep doesn't count as finishing
ASN311: you may have won this one. but there will be others
LachrymaticSoda: not for you once your rep gets around you dead fuck
ASN311: hey anytime anywhere
LachrymaticSoda: :-?
ASN311: ===)...,;;''' that's supposed to be a hook up your ass
LachrymaticSoda: that was a very crappy hook padawan
ASN311: i didn't know how to make a better one
LachrymaticSoda: sucka
LachrymaticSoda: 8====D~ (-:
you is dat
ASN311: ::::::::::--- (_|_) that's a stick of dynamite up your ass
LachrymaticSoda: don't you know how to make a bum?
LachrymaticSoda: ( Y )
LachrymaticSoda: that is a bum
ASN311: eh either way
LachrymaticSoda: nope
ASN311: that bum looks stupider than mine
LachrymaticSoda: ( . Y . )
LachrymaticSoda: boobies
ASN311: yeah that's pretty good. just like the real thing
LachrymaticSoda: better ;-)
ASN311: eh
LachrymaticSoda: blast it all to the pus bursting depths of the sevewnth layer of hell right beside GWB who is so busy doing lines that he allowed the last action zero to rape kill pillage and burn california and alter eat their dead babies only to be stopped by the giant iguanna baby faux dead feti from the center of the earth
LachrymaticSoda: **puss
ASN311: i'm truly touched. htanks for sharing that with me
LachrymaticSoda: glady scumbucket
ASN311: you're a scumtard
LachrymaticSoda: your a scumturd
ASN311: my pirate name is captain mellon collie
LachrymaticSoda: captain stobe at yur sirvice ser
ASN311: that's pretty good
LachrymaticSoda: witch?
ASN311: stobe
LachrymaticSoda: thast's me name
LachrymaticSoda: what you want with it?
ASN311: yes it's quite nice
ASN311: nothing bitch
LachrymaticSoda: are you some sorta a woman you frenchie?
ASN311: no i got my french girls out of my system last year
LachrymaticSoda: oh...i am...
ASN311: it's alright
ASN311: you can still travel on my ship
LachrymaticSoda: yarr..i no
LachrymaticSoda: who said anything about it being your ship cockmaster?
ASN311: we'll fly the jolly roger whenever we smoke
ASN311: you know you want it
ASN311: smoke tabaccho
LachrymaticSoda: in the peace pipe
LachrymaticSoda: the peace pipe pirates
ASN311: that wouldn't be so bad
LachrymaticSoda: its what told allsbodys
ASN311: chill
LachrymaticSoda: bloddyscumsuckingrodentfeces...where did i put my shank?
ASN311: up your ass you cocksmoker
LachrymaticSoda: already chacked there
ASN311: okay
ASN311: don't know where else it could be
LachrymaticSoda: oh thats right i left it stuck in your inflatable heifer