my men of the square table

[badpoodles]

so we've all seen the new miller lite man law comercials
johs and i have been debating who to invite to our table.
this has led to many conflicts, but here is what my table would look like.

Han Solo, with chewbacca constantly behind him...chewy will serve as the man table butler

Fat sumo wrestler that only speaks chinese and has no clue what is goin on

Lars Fredriksen of Rancid

Christopher Walken

Mark Messier

Jesus

Bill Clinton

Ted Nugent

Rasheed Wallace

Tom Arnold

Tony Hawk

Dave Attel

Eddie Veder

Jack Nicholson

Charlie Murphy

Ricky Williams

and the bud ice penguin

do-be-do-be-do