Worse Than Madge

Jan 13, 2009 13:46

By hitting Madonna, twain had put me in a conundrum. There are so many, many egomaniacal pieces of pop trash that came over from the British Isles that it's impossible for me to pick one.

Do I want to go with 80s shit, 90s shit or something worse. My first instinct was to go with Victoria Beckham who is the UK version of Madonna, but she hasn't done anything really interesting musically so I'd have to attack her as the Skeletor clone that she is. That said, I have really nothing against writing a Posh 'N Becks post, but there are other options.

Elton John is of course the more feminine version of Madonna and then there is the shit storm of awful that is Robbie Williams.

Of course if you want to talk about someone who has managed to remain famous and popular despite releasing 30 years of bad material (much like Madonna) Sir Paul is the first face that comes to mind, but I don't know if trashing his solo career is really necessary since his crap speaks for itself.

So, I'm throwing this out to the readers.

Let me know who you want kicked to the gutter.

I'm lacing up my steel toed boots as you read this.

Poll The British Madonna
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