Never a detail-orientated parent
You did not expect Linton, did you? I have made the hat fly off your head to the sound of a Swanee whistle. If you’re not familiar with this classic mystery solving character, I’m sure a brief trip into the Bad Machinery archive at GoComics will assist you.
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