Don't Think

Apr 14, 2004 12:57

Trotter: "I remember when I used to rebel as a youth by hiding a garbage bag full of porn."

Colby: "How do you rebel hiding a garbage bag full of porn?!"
Antoine: "She's right-- hiding porn doesn't thwart authority."

Adair: "In that case, I've been hiding multiple porno mags on you for a few months now... (retrieves a porno mag from under his jacket and from under his sleeve)-- I'll get the rest later."

Trotter: "And while we're doing confessions, I've been hiding bottles of scotch, some cuban cigars, and a Chicago Bulls Championship ring on you."

(Antoine pulls out a rolled up poster of a topless man in tiny shorts sticking out of his jacket and unrolls it)

Antoine: "...Carl Sagan?"

(Everyone looks at Colby)

Colby: "WHAT?!"
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