Apr 14, 2004 12:57
Trotter: "I remember when I used to rebel as a youth by hiding a garbage bag full of porn."
Colby: "How do you rebel hiding a garbage bag full of porn?!"
Antoine: "She's right-- hiding porn doesn't thwart authority."
Adair: "In that case, I've been hiding multiple porno mags on you for a few months now... (retrieves a porno mag from under his jacket and from under his sleeve)-- I'll get the rest later."
Trotter: "And while we're doing confessions, I've been hiding bottles of scotch, some cuban cigars, and a Chicago Bulls Championship ring on you."
(Antoine pulls out a rolled up poster of a topless man in tiny shorts sticking out of his jacket and unrolls it)
Antoine: "...Carl Sagan?"
(Everyone looks at Colby)
Colby: "WHAT?!"