Fic: Taking Responsibility

[badly_knitted]

Title: Taking Responsibility

Author: badly_knitted

Characters: Ianto, Jack, Owen, Tosh, Gwen.

Rating: PG

Spoilers: Nada.

Summary: The team have managed to get the SUV filthy and Ianto is not at all happy.

Word Count: 1046

Written For: My own prompt, ‘Torchwood, Ianto, The whole team got the SUV dirty, so why is he always the one who has to clean it?’ at

Comments

[cynthia2015]

Ianto is like a parent disciplining his kids.

I wonder how he would react if a bird did its business on the SUV?

[badly_knitted]

I'm sure that happens all the time. Ianto has wipes in the SUV that are useful for so many things. ;)

It's about time he set the team straight about a few things though.

Thank you!

[cynthia2015]

Why do I have this image of Ianto trying to track down a bird just so he can lecture it for pooping.:D

Speaking from someone who had to clean my brothers car of do do.

[badly_knitted]

We've all been there, lol!

I know Ianto can be OCD, but I don't think he'd go quite that far - unless it was an alien bird ;)

[cynthia2015]

He would probably ask Jack first and get disappointed if it wasn't an alien threat.

[badly_knitted]

Some things you can't do much about except for cleaning up after the fact!

[cynthia2015]

How about a certain Petrodactyl?

[badly_knitted]

Myfanwy is housebroken ;)

[cynthia2015]

I wish I could say the same about my cat. She didn't have that issue when she was a kitten.

I've been bird pooed on. Lucky I was wearing a hoodie, otherwise it could have been worser.

Here I'am making it all about me.

[badly_knitted]

We've all had such issues with our pets, lol! And most people get hit by a bird bomb at least once in their lives. It's supposed to be a sign of good fortune. I don't think many people see it that way though!

[cynthia2015]

Birds and their weak bladder/bowels.

I was taking out the trash then all of a sudden I hear a bird screech...

I had a shower because a bit went on my hair.:(

They always say that about animals releasing their bodily fluids on you.

My cat use to cover her business. Its like having a dog.

Maybe we could go back to the discussion on washing car's?

I know its my fault we are talking about animal poo for so long.

[badly_knitted]

LOL! It's a subject that can't be completely avoided by pet owners.

Car washing - I never have time but I occasionally have someone else wash it for me. The only reason Ianto usually cleans the SUV instead of having it professionally done is because of all the top-secret tech inside it.

[cynthia2015]

My brothers more interested in whether the car is working than keeping it squicky clean. But it's worser if you leave it for later. I do it if he doesn't go to get it car washed.*rolls eyes*

[badly_knitted]

Mine's in the garage most of the time, I don't go out much. Keeps it a little bit cleaner.

[cynthia2015]

My brother has two cars so he can't put it in the garage. I considered some sort of car cover.

[badly_knitted]

Car covers are good, but in windy weather they don't necessarily stay put and then if you have to go out, you've got all the fiddling of removing them first.