Ficlet: Pillow Talk

[badly_knitted]

Title: Pillow Talk

Author: badly_knitted

Characters: Ianto, Jack

Rating: PG-13

Spoilers: None

Summary: Ianto’s idea of pillow talk leaves something to be desired.

Word Count: 468

Written For: mtxref_fic’s prompt ‘Torchwood(/any), Jack/any, pillow talk,’ at

Comments

[jo02]

I'm with Ianto here, you can never be too careful of inanimate objects when you live/work over a rift in space and time - especially now they know you've seen them.

[badly_knitted]

Jack was wise to flatten it and eliminate the threat - those dust bunnies are sneaky, no knowing what they might try!

Thank you!

[angelsphonebox]

Ianto does know how to engage in stimulating conversation :D Thank goodness Jack was brave enough to deal with it! Apparently if dust bunnies get large enough they are technically then classified as Dust Buffalo's (at least according to a friend of mine, who claims she has several at her place ;) ).

[badly_knitted]

Oh dear! Better not let them get that big, there might be a stampede!A herd of Dust Buffalo mowing down everything in their path! The horror!

Yes, Ianto is a master of conversing on a wide range of topics ;)

Jack likes being an action hero, when when he's lying on the floor naked!

[owensheart]

LOL intelligent dust bunnies now that sound just up torchwoods alley LOL

[badly_knitted]

I think someone wrote that once...

Thank you!

[jedi_harkness]

Hee! Aww, that was adorable! :D

[badly_knitted]

*grins* Thank you! Those two have their own ways.

[black59]

:-) lovely

[badly_knitted]

Thank you!