NCIS Drabble: Not Like The Movies
Title: Not Like The Movies
Fandom: NCIS
Author: badly_knitted
Characters: Kate, Tony
Rating: PG
Spoilers: None.
Summary: For once, Tony’s stumped.
Word Count: 100 word drabble
Written For: chokolattejedi’s prompt “NCIS, Tony and Kate, the one time Tony didn't have a handy movie reference” at
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Disclaimer: I don’t own NCIS, or the characters. They belong to their creators.
“Come on then, I’m waiting.” Kate’s voice echoed in the darkness.
“For what?”
“What movie does this remind you of? I mean, you have movie references ready for everything that’s ever happened to anybody, so where is it?”
“Well I’m sorry to disappoint you, Kate,” Tony’s voice was sharp enough to cut glass. “Because off the top of my head I can’t think of a single movie where two people get wedged upside down inside a giant replica of a PENIS!”
“Thank God, ‘cause that’s a movie I never want to see!”
“And get your elbow out of my ear!”
The End