FAKE Triple Drabble: The Big One
Title: The Big One
Fandom: FAKE
Author: badly_knitted
Characters: Dee, Ryo, OMC.
Rating: PG
Setting: After the manga.
Summary: This has to be the biggest arrest of Dee and Ryo’s career.
Written Using: The dw100 prompt ‘Giant’.
Disclaimer: I don’t own FAKE, or the characters. They belong to the wonderful Sanami Matoh.
A/N: Triple drabble.
“That’s not a man, it’s a frickin’ mountain!” Dee was a basketball fan, he was used to tall guys, but basketball players tended to be leanly muscled, long legs and arms. This brute wasn’t just tall, he was so wide he filled the doorway as he staggered through, brandishing a broken chair. Legs like tree trunks, biceps that probably measured more than Dee’s waist, a shaved head, and a beard big enough he could hide a raccoon in there and still have room to spare. “We’d need a tank to take him on!”
“You know what they say: Bigger they are, harder they fall.” Ryo almost sounded like he was looking forward to the challenge of taking him into custody.
“Yeah, but if he gets a hold of either of us, we’re toast. He could crush us both in one hand!”
“Don’t exaggerate, Dee; his hands aren’t that big. Anyway, it’s not the first time we’ve had to arrest someone for being drunk and disorderly.”
“I know, but we’ve never had that much disorderly in one package.”
Ryo snickered. “Distract him while I get behind him.”
“What’re you gonna do?”
“Get him with my taser.”
“You sure that’s wise? You might just make him angry.”
“He’s already angry, how much worse can he get?”
“I’d rather not find out.”
“Want me to distract him while you tase him?”
“No, I’ll do it.” Dee sighed, stepping out into the man mountain’s field of view, and holding up his shield. “Police, you’re under arrest! Stop right there and drop your weapon!”
The big man lumbered to a halt, blinking blearily at Dee. “Sorry, occifer,” he said sheepishly, dropping the chair and raising his hands. “Din’t mean no harm. I’ll come quiet, like.”
Dee sighed. No one at the precinct would believe this.
The End
Fandom: FAKE
Author: badly_knitted
Characters: Dee, Ryo, OMC.
Rating: PG
Setting: After the manga.
Summary: This has to be the biggest arrest of Dee and Ryo’s career.
Written Using: The dw100 prompt ‘Giant’.
Disclaimer: I don’t own FAKE, or the characters. They belong to the wonderful Sanami Matoh.
A/N: Triple drabble.
“That’s not a man, it’s a frickin’ mountain!” Dee was a basketball fan, he was used to tall guys, but basketball players tended to be leanly muscled, long legs and arms. This brute wasn’t just tall, he was so wide he filled the doorway as he staggered through, brandishing a broken chair. Legs like tree trunks, biceps that probably measured more than Dee’s waist, a shaved head, and a beard big enough he could hide a raccoon in there and still have room to spare. “We’d need a tank to take him on!”
“You know what they say: Bigger they are, harder they fall.” Ryo almost sounded like he was looking forward to the challenge of taking him into custody.
“Yeah, but if he gets a hold of either of us, we’re toast. He could crush us both in one hand!”
“Don’t exaggerate, Dee; his hands aren’t that big. Anyway, it’s not the first time we’ve had to arrest someone for being drunk and disorderly.”
“I know, but we’ve never had that much disorderly in one package.”
Ryo snickered. “Distract him while I get behind him.”
“What’re you gonna do?”
“Get him with my taser.”
“You sure that’s wise? You might just make him angry.”
“He’s already angry, how much worse can he get?”
“I’d rather not find out.”
“Want me to distract him while you tase him?”
“No, I’ll do it.” Dee sighed, stepping out into the man mountain’s field of view, and holding up his shield. “Police, you’re under arrest! Stop right there and drop your weapon!”
The big man lumbered to a halt, blinking blearily at Dee. “Sorry, occifer,” he said sheepishly, dropping the chair and raising his hands. “Din’t mean no harm. I’ll come quiet, like.”
Dee sighed. No one at the precinct would believe this.
The End