Title: Laws Of Nature
Author:
badly_knittedCharacters: Rose Tyler, Ninth Doctor.
Rating: G
Written For: Challenge 752: Clean at
dw100.
Spoilers: Nada.
Summary: Rose has a slightly too close encounter…
Disclaimer: I don’t own Doctor Who, or the characters.
“I’m never going to feel clean again!” Rose complained, coming out of the bathroom wrapped in a thick, fluffy blue towel after her fourth shower in the last hour.
“I did tell you not to get too close,” the Doctor reminded her.
“How I was to know it would do that?”
“They’re living creatures, they eat and drink just like anyone else does. What goes in one end is bound to come out the other end eventually. You can’t argue with the laws of nature.”
“I got peed on by a dinosaur!” Rose shuddered. “Oh God, I need another shower!”
The End