Drabble: Out Of Milk

[badly_knitted]

Title: Out Of Milk

Author: badly_knitted

Characters: Ianto, mentions Jack

Rating: G

Written For: Challenge 316 - Reverse Fandom - How I Met Your Mother at tw100

Spoilers: Nada.

Summary: There’s no milk. Ianto is not happy.

Disclaimer: I don’t own Torchwood, or the characters.

A/N: Title used was ‘Milk’

Comments

[awieatti]

Hahaha, Jack is pregnant?! Poor Ianto! xD
Buying a cow actually sounds like a good idea...

[badly_knitted]

Unfortunuately, you can't get pre-pasteurised cows, lol!

Yeah, poor Ianto - now he gets to run Torchwood, and take care of Jack and all the housework after working all day and half the night.

Thank you!

[bluelilacs]

As soon as I read, "Jack was drinking so much right now it might be cheaper to buy a cow.", I knew where this was going. I can't even imagine what he'd be like in this situation.

[badly_knitted]

A nightmare, I think. He can hardly move he's so fat. He can't work so Ianto's takren over running Torchwood, and he can't go out shopping or anything because of being so heavily pregnant so Ianto has to do that too. When poor Ianto gets home, Jack wants footrubs and backrubs and Ianto has to do the cooking... Poor boy gets no rest these days.

Thank you!

[milady_dragon]

Those danged cravings!

Maybe next time Ianto will remember the protection. LOL!

[badly_knitted]

That only works if the baby isn't planned, lol! Ianto isn't regretting wanting a baby. Yet. He just wishes Jack would leave him a bit of milk. He's already taken ove all Jack's Torchwood duties since Jack can't leave the house now, he just wants a bit of consideration.

Thank you.

[asia27]

ROTFL!!! I saw the prompt and thought of coffee; didn't think of pregnancy! Poor Ianto...

[badly_knitted]

I do like to confound expectations!

Thank you!

[too_beauty]

Poor Ianto, there is no rest for him!!!!

[badly_knitted]

It's just one of those days when everything is getting on top of him.

Thank you!