FAKE Double Drabble: Stupid Argument
Title: Stupid Argument
Fandom: FAKE
Author: badly_knitted
Characters: Ryo, Dee.
Rating: PG
Setting: After the manga.
Summary: Sometimes arguments can start over nothing.
Written Using: The dw100 prompt ‘Hair’.
Disclaimer: I don’t own FAKE, or the characters. They belong to the wonderful Sanami Matoh.
A/N: Double drabble.
“You need a haircut,” Ryo teased, watching Dee push his hair out of his eyes for the umpteenth time. “You look like one of those Old English sheepdogs.”
“I do not!” Dee glared at his lover, his indignation somewhat spoiled as his hair flopped over his face again. “No one’s ever called me a dog before!”
“I just meant the way your hair keeps covering your eyes.”
Ryo’s explanation fell on deaf ears. “I’m more like a cat, all lean muscles, sleek and powerful.”
“And given to taking naps in any convenient patch of sunlight?”
“It’s a well-known fact that takin’ regular naps makes people more alert and focused.”
“If you say so, but a good night’s sleep will do that too.”
“Are you sayin’ I should go to bed earlier?”
“You’re the one who records basketball games then has to stay up half the night to watch them. If you didn’t, maybe you wouldn’t feel the need to take naps.”
“Hey, I only tape games when I gotta miss them because of work! I’m entitled to!”
“I never said you weren’t!”
“Then how come we’re arguin’ about it?”
“I don’t know! All I said was you need a haircut!”
The End
Fandom: FAKE
Author: badly_knitted
Characters: Ryo, Dee.
Rating: PG
Setting: After the manga.
Summary: Sometimes arguments can start over nothing.
Written Using: The dw100 prompt ‘Hair’.
Disclaimer: I don’t own FAKE, or the characters. They belong to the wonderful Sanami Matoh.
A/N: Double drabble.
“You need a haircut,” Ryo teased, watching Dee push his hair out of his eyes for the umpteenth time. “You look like one of those Old English sheepdogs.”
“I do not!” Dee glared at his lover, his indignation somewhat spoiled as his hair flopped over his face again. “No one’s ever called me a dog before!”
“I just meant the way your hair keeps covering your eyes.”
Ryo’s explanation fell on deaf ears. “I’m more like a cat, all lean muscles, sleek and powerful.”
“And given to taking naps in any convenient patch of sunlight?”
“It’s a well-known fact that takin’ regular naps makes people more alert and focused.”
“If you say so, but a good night’s sleep will do that too.”
“Are you sayin’ I should go to bed earlier?”
“You’re the one who records basketball games then has to stay up half the night to watch them. If you didn’t, maybe you wouldn’t feel the need to take naps.”
“Hey, I only tape games when I gotta miss them because of work! I’m entitled to!”
“I never said you weren’t!”
“Then how come we’re arguin’ about it?”
“I don’t know! All I said was you need a haircut!”
The End