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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In July I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). In October I bought porn for dwolf34 (-10 points). In November I put gum in usakiwigirl's hair (-12 points). In May I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). In June I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points).
Overall, I've been nice (297 points). For Christmas I deserve an XBox 360!
Sincerely,
badly-knitted