Doctor Who Drabble: Relocated

[badly_knitted]

Title: Relocated
Author: badly_knitted
Characters: Jack Harkness, Torchwood Three.
Rating: G
Written For: Challenge 404: Confusion at dw100.
Spoilers: The Stolen Earth.
Summary: Something weird has happened to earth.
Disclaimer: I don’t own Doctor Who, or the characters.

Comments

[cynthia2015]

It certainly does.

Twelve: Who's better qualified?
Clara: I don't know! The President of America.
Twelve: Oh, take something off his plate. He makes far too many decisions anyway.

[badly_knitted]

Too many mistakes, more like.

Eleventh Doctor for President!

Thank you!

[cynthia2015]

Little did Jack know that the following would happen...

Sarah: So there's three of you?
Rose: Three Doctors?
Jack: I can't tell you what I'm thinking right now.

*END SCENE*

Eleven: I'm going to need a SWAT team ready to mobilise, street level maps covering all of Florida, a pot of coffee, 12 jammy dodgers and a fez.

Twelve:...I'm definitely not a president. And no, I'm not an officer. Do you know what I am? I am an idiot, with a box and a screwdriver.

You are welcome.:)

[badly_knitted]

Well, Eleven would want tea rather than coffee but I think he'd be a good president. Twelve would be too impatient, lol!

[cynthia2015]

Eleven:..and this is a cup of tea. 
Rita: Of course, I'm British, it's how we cope with trauma.

It depended on who was writing the episode.

Twelve: I'm Scottish. I can complain about things.

Eleven: Patience is for whimps!

They both had their moments.:)

[badly_knitted]

It's true though; in a crisis of any time we Brits reach for the teapot!

I think all incarnations of the Doctor run out of patience at times. He's not human, hes a superior alien, and everyone else is a bit slow and stupid in his opinion.

[cynthia2015]

Mickey: Tea. Like we're having a picnic while the world comes to an end. Very British.*The Christmas Invasion*

Ten: I'm stuck on Earth like, like an ordinary person. Like a human. How rubbish is that? Sorry, no offence, but come on. *talking to Martha clone*

I have tea for two reasons:

(1) When I'm not in the mood for coffee. Which can be random.
(2) As a comfort warm beverage.

[badly_knitted]

Tea is very warming and soothing. I used to practically live on it. Sadly, thanks to all my food intolerances I can no longer drink it at all, or coffee either =(

[cynthia2015]

*hugs*

*thinks of the "I'm a little teapot" song randomly*

[badly_knitted]

I used to love acting that out when I was little. *grins*

[cynthia2015]

:)