Drabble: A Beary-tale - Sequel to ‘Have You Hugged Your Jack Today?’

[badly_knitted]

Title: A Beary-tale - Sequel to ‘Have You Hugged Your Jack Today?’

Author: badly_knitted

Characters: Jack, Ianto, team

Rating: G

Written For: Challenge 294 - Teddy Bears’ Picnic at tw100

Spoilers: None at all.

Summary: Jack’s mission to the costume party was successful, but he’s developed a slight problem…

Disclaimer: I don’t own Torchwood, or the characters.

A/N: Still no

Comments

[too_beauty]

hahahahahah! a real bear and very menacing, btw!

[badly_knitted]

Yep, a real live teddy bear, complete with growler. Poor Jack, he'll never live it down, it's hard to be menacing when you're fluffy! I think he probably looked rather like Pookie!

Thank you!

[timelordshines]

Aww cute.
I'm not laughing, honest!

I hope Jack gives Ianto a nice bear hug to apologise for knocking him over.

And I hope Tosh figures out what is going on quickly!
(But not so quickly that Ianto can't have some fun with his life-size teddy hehe)

[badly_knitted]

Poor Jack, he's a teddy bear, I think that means he no longer has the parts he needs to have fun with Ianto, all he can do is hug and growl. No wonder he's so upset!

Tosh will figure it out and get Jack's man parts back. He's really not feeling himself.

Thank you.

[timelordshines]

Jack's "not feeling himself" lol.
He'll have to feel Ianto instead! ;-)

[badly_knitted]

It won't be the same though, lol. He can feel Ianto (rather clumsily with his furry paws) but there are no Jack bits for Ianto to feel in return. Jack is feeling sorry for himself, he doesn't want to spend eterninty as a sexless teddy bear. I think that's understandable!

[iantojjackh]

But Jack can have furry fun with Ianto's man bits. He should remember what he did to mr Fuzzies.

[badly_knitted]

Somehow it's not the same without man-bits of his own - essential parts are missing and Jack feels the loss deeply. Hopefully Ianto will be able to encourage Jack to experiment anyway.

Thank you.

[jedi_harkness]

Aww, we always knew Jack was a teddy bear at heart! *gigglesnort*

[badly_knitted]

He's a very grumpy bear right now though. Maybe cuddles from Ianto will improve his mood.

Thank you.

[owensheart]

Just laughed out loud, that was cute and funny, poor Jack.

[badly_knitted]

Thank you.

Jack is feeling very sorry for himself. He's noticed he's missing bits that he's very used to having - teddy bears are not anatomically correct and he's terrified he'll be stuck for eternity without his favourite parts of his anatomy.