[audio, open because this punishment is public~]

[badluckbabe]

Oh Duuuuuuo~

How's living with those cuts in your paycheck treating you? Got the teashop paid off yet?

Comments

[forgedpapers]

[Coughs, trying not to laugh I swear.]

Um...Jinx as...um interesting as this is, isn't it a bit much?

[badluckbabe]

How else do you propose he learns his lesson?

[forgedpapers]

Well I would think getting the shit kicked out of him and having to pay for the repairs...

[badluckbabe]

You know I thought so too at first. But I've known Duo long enough to know that pain isn't always enough. Best to really re-enforce the issue. I don't want him dead after all.

[forgedpapers]

I don't want him dead either, but he's been tearing himself to shreds about this since it happened. He knows he fucked up. And that nothing is going to change that. But he swore not to run off and do anything else stupid like this again.

[badluckbabe]

Yeah, but we've heard that before too.

Trust me. This will help him put it behind him once and for all...until Jake hurts someone else. But at this point there's nothing we can do for that.

[forgedpapers]

[Sighs]

I'm not going to convince you to change your mind I suppose. Just know that almost everyone gave him quite the stern talking to, and that he really is sorry about acting like a dim wit. I really hope he keeps his word...I don't want to see him hurt again, but I also know that he's very loyal and protective of those around him. This place gave him more family than I think he's ever had before, and you do crazy, stupid things for family.

[badluckbabe]

Trust me sweetie, you're preaching to the choir. I've learned a thing or two about stupid self sacrifice and acting on passion these last few years.

...god has it really been that long?

Anyway. I waited till the dust settled before I did this. Trust me it'll be great. Just go with it, maybe try and slip some bills in his cleavage and slap his butt.

[forgedpapers]

[Cough Sputter Cough!]

He-he doesn't-

[Cough again, and he's kinda turning red.]

He doesn't have cleavage...

[badluckbabe]

Just a generalization prettyboy.

[forgedpapers]

Pa-Pretty boy?

[Yes that was his voice squeaking a little there.]

[badluckbabe]

Shush. Now go Lotion up Duo. He can't reach all those hard to reach places alone.

[forgedpapers]

[Slightly mortified here.]

This is...an open...

[Yup, really red.]

[badluckbabe]

Suck it up and get to work~

[forgedpapers]

...

[Sputters again.]

Jinx shouldn't we not talk about tings like that over a public network?

[And since when does he work for you Jinx? ^^;;;]

[badluckbabe]

You're the one who's standing around stammering into a D-comm when you could be getting closer to Duo.

[Since she's a demanding and insistent meddler in other people's relationships?]