[Audio and video] Italics are Noir, bold is Yu

[badluckbabe]

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[fowl_mud_boy]

[This is not part of his morning schedual. He only came to get some tea.]

I'm sorry, did you just turn a kitchen appliance into a satellite?

[badluckbabe]

Seems that way...and put in a new skylight in the process.

[fowl_mud_boy]

So I see...

Would it be improper of me to say 'well done'?

[badluckbabe]

*Sigh* Might as well, I have to admit that's probably the flashiest malfunction yet.

I wonder if I can somehow make money off that new "Satellite"

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[fasternlightbot]

*low whistle, Quick is impressed* You could sell space coffee. Hell, you could have a space theme. It's be fun.

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[badluckbabe]

Hey that's not half a bad idea. Sci-fi is really popular in Neon City isn't it?

I've been thinking of branching out you see, opening up a few more stores.

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[fasternlightbot]

Depends on the sector but you could say that.

I might have a few connections if you need any help with that.

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[badluckbabe]

Now you're talking! Lemme get some things in order and we'll do some business.

[batmanmecha]

... and I thought my incident with the dishwasher was bad.

[badluckbabe]

All things considered? This is pretty tame for one of my Friday the 13th mishaps.

[batmanmecha]

... that scares me, boss lady.

[pidonus]

... Erm, should I be worried about falling objects if I go to visit the shop tonight?

[badluckbabe]

Possibly...or exploding objects. But for the most part the misfortunes going to center around me so you should be safe.

Permission for Pid to get smacked with the coffee machine as an epic karma?

[pidonus]

Cursed on Friday the 13th, eh?

Go for it.

[badluckbabe]

Yeah well, you have the awesome power to control probability there are bound to be some drawbacks.

My theory is that the misfortune energy builds up to such a level that I simply can't shield myself from it any longer, or perhaps it's the backlash of all the people I've used my powers against in the past while.