300 <333

[badluck_abbott]

300 may very well be the most badass, testosterone-fuelled blood-fest of all time. Not only is it basically a 2 hour fight scene, it gives society, in my opinion, the newest catch phrase. No matter what the situation, it is appropriate to answer with a resounding "NO, THIS IS SPARTA!"

At Work:

Customer: "May I try these shoes in a nine?"
You: "NO, THIS IS SPARTA!"
Customer: "Hmm, i suppose I don't need shoes, sorry for bothering you sir."
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On a Midterm:

Question: Discuss the relevant factors that led to the fall of the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics.
Answer: "NO, THIS IS SPARTA!"

Automatic A+
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After a date:

Girl: " I'm tired, we should call it a night."
You: "NO, THIS IS SPARTA!"
Girl: "Well, when you put it that way, let's have sex."
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When being pulled over for drunk driving:

Officer: "Have you been drinking tonight?"
You: "NO, THIS IS SPARTA!"
Officer: "I see. Well off you go, oh and here's my gun, please take it."
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