Quick Fic Rec - #1D THESE INCONVENIENT FIREWORKS (NC17 BEST THING EVER REALLY)
i am INSANELY hungover from my work xmas party last night and decided reading was obviously an option for today and
this was in my inbox with : this part 55k.. in total 190k and yes YES I THOUGHT! ALL DAY READATHON and really its been a few hours but... its literally THE BEST THING IN THE WORLD AND I NEED TO GO BACK AND REREAD NOW BECAUSE OF REASONS
THESE INCONVENIENT FIREWORKS by mdasch and everydayslike at the soon to be locked com wontsitstill
NC17 | pining, sweet idiot boys in love and lust, whitesnake fueled car washes, football, grease humalongs, blow jobs in classrooms, niall being fabulous, frozen peas, intense UST that will just PAIN YOU IN THE EVERYWHERE, moments on ferris wheels that will leave you holding your breath, ALL THE GOOD THINGS | parts 1-7 are up unlocked (55k) the rest in the next few days | louis/harry, zayn/liam, niall/food (otp tbh)
summary: Future AU in which nobody tries out for X Factor but the boys end up finding one other eventually anyway. Louis is a jaded bastard who owns a cat named Duchess and teaches drama to teenagers, Harry is an idealistic aspiring photographer/part-time footy coach, Zayn teaches English lit and wears leather jackets, Liam saves people from burning buildings, and Niall is Niall.
OH YEAH AND I FAILED TO MENTION THAT LIAM IS A FUCKING FIREMAN
A FIREMAN
IN UNIFORM
JFC
#MANDOWN #MANDOWN I SAY
read it because of: all of the above. hit play, then read...
Zayn downright saunters up to the window of Liam’s SUV, leaning languidly against the side as he greets him. Liam, for his part, is wide-eyed but appears to be trying to carry on a normal conversation, bless him. The music blasts on and, oh, this is good.
Not taking his eyes off of the scene unfolding in front of them, Harry clasps Niall’s hand, shaking it firmly, and then does the same to Louis. “Gentlemen, we have a lot to be proud of today.”
Louis can see Zayn flexing his pecs from here. A victory of this caliber deserves refreshments. He reaches down into the ice chest, snagging a can of soda and cracking it open.
“You two are officially on the crew for the spring musical, because that is the highest production quality this school has ever seen,” he says. He lifts his drink toward them briefly in a mock toast before taking a swig.
“I don’t think that bloke is prepared for how clean his car is about to get,” Niall says sagely.
“Oh, I’m sure Zayn will take care of all his crevices,” Harry throws back, and Louis chokes on his drink.
Liam says something and Zayn makes a show of laughing at whatever it is, rubbing his hand over his stomach like it’s the funniest thing he’s ever heard. When he pulls his hand away, there’s a smear of grease spanning half of his waist, too perfect to be accidental. He looks down and laughs again, and then bends down to the bucket, picks his rag back up, and deliberately wrings it out over his skin before beginning to slowly, thoroughly, actually rub himself down.
“Jesus Christ,” Niall says, both hands clutched to his face. Harry buries his face in Louis’ shoulder.
“Observe, the Zayn in its natural habitat,” Louis says, slipping into his announcer voice. “A Zayn in the mating season is truly a magnificent thing to behold. See how he carefully greases and prepares his body for his mate. So majestic.”
“I can’t handle this,” Niall says. “I. I wasn’t prepared.” He takes his phone out and starts snapping pictures.
“This is the best thing I have ever done,” Harry says, fingers digging into Louis’ side. “Do you think it’s working?”
“It’s hard to say,” Louis says. “This particular species of Tragic Fireman is often immune to the Zayn’s potent pheromone.”
“Nature is amazing,” Harry says.
this was in my inbox with : this part 55k.. in total 190k and yes YES I THOUGHT! ALL DAY READATHON and really its been a few hours but... its literally THE BEST THING IN THE WORLD AND I NEED TO GO BACK AND REREAD NOW BECAUSE OF REASONS
THESE INCONVENIENT FIREWORKS by mdasch and everydayslike at the soon to be locked com wontsitstill
NC17 | pining, sweet idiot boys in love and lust, whitesnake fueled car washes, football, grease humalongs, blow jobs in classrooms, niall being fabulous, frozen peas, intense UST that will just PAIN YOU IN THE EVERYWHERE, moments on ferris wheels that will leave you holding your breath, ALL THE GOOD THINGS | parts 1-7 are up unlocked (55k) the rest in the next few days | louis/harry, zayn/liam, niall/food (otp tbh)
summary: Future AU in which nobody tries out for X Factor but the boys end up finding one other eventually anyway. Louis is a jaded bastard who owns a cat named Duchess and teaches drama to teenagers, Harry is an idealistic aspiring photographer/part-time footy coach, Zayn teaches English lit and wears leather jackets, Liam saves people from burning buildings, and Niall is Niall.
OH YEAH AND I FAILED TO MENTION THAT LIAM IS A FUCKING FIREMAN
A FIREMAN
IN UNIFORM
JFC
#MANDOWN #MANDOWN I SAY
read it because of: all of the above. hit play, then read...
Click to viewZayn downright saunters up to the window of Liam’s SUV, leaning languidly against the side as he greets him. Liam, for his part, is wide-eyed but appears to be trying to carry on a normal conversation, bless him. The music blasts on and, oh, this is good.
Not taking his eyes off of the scene unfolding in front of them, Harry clasps Niall’s hand, shaking it firmly, and then does the same to Louis. “Gentlemen, we have a lot to be proud of today.”
Louis can see Zayn flexing his pecs from here. A victory of this caliber deserves refreshments. He reaches down into the ice chest, snagging a can of soda and cracking it open.
“You two are officially on the crew for the spring musical, because that is the highest production quality this school has ever seen,” he says. He lifts his drink toward them briefly in a mock toast before taking a swig.
“I don’t think that bloke is prepared for how clean his car is about to get,” Niall says sagely.
“Oh, I’m sure Zayn will take care of all his crevices,” Harry throws back, and Louis chokes on his drink.
Liam says something and Zayn makes a show of laughing at whatever it is, rubbing his hand over his stomach like it’s the funniest thing he’s ever heard. When he pulls his hand away, there’s a smear of grease spanning half of his waist, too perfect to be accidental. He looks down and laughs again, and then bends down to the bucket, picks his rag back up, and deliberately wrings it out over his skin before beginning to slowly, thoroughly, actually rub himself down.
“Jesus Christ,” Niall says, both hands clutched to his face. Harry buries his face in Louis’ shoulder.
“Observe, the Zayn in its natural habitat,” Louis says, slipping into his announcer voice. “A Zayn in the mating season is truly a magnificent thing to behold. See how he carefully greases and prepares his body for his mate. So majestic.”
“I can’t handle this,” Niall says. “I. I wasn’t prepared.” He takes his phone out and starts snapping pictures.
“This is the best thing I have ever done,” Harry says, fingers digging into Louis’ side. “Do you think it’s working?”
“It’s hard to say,” Louis says. “This particular species of Tragic Fireman is often immune to the Zayn’s potent pheromone.”
“Nature is amazing,” Harry says.