SIM AND BOO'S ULTIMATE 5 IDIOTS POST
so this was a dumb idea that enomis57 and i thought we might undertake now that X Factor AU is over (still say The Collective were robbed... holding out hope for YOU Union J!) anyhoo.
this will probably be a post filled with really hurtful things. because choosing your boy band members in order of preference is a very VERY personal and hard REALLY FUCKING HARD thing to do.
but here goes. In three gifs/pics and a blurb or less...
NUMERO UNO which will come as no surprise
SIR LIAM 'PERFECT' PAYNE
because he's literally a puppy. he has the pretty face, the SOULFUL eyes, the absolutely adorable personality, tats that mean THINGS that hurt my heart to even think about, he's big on his family, loves DOGS only downside: douchecanoe choice in friends from his pre-famous life that he CONTINUES to let into his life and take advantage of his adorable loveliness and fame. aka ANDY DOUCHECANOE FACE
NUMERO DOS which is ever changing. i mean really. but lately...
LOUIS 'SASS MASTER' TOMLINSON
because he has AN ARSE THAT I WANT TO BITE and his LAUGH and his crinkly eyes and that smile when he REALLY smiles and how he gets so EMOTIONAL when he SINGS and how absolutely family orientated he is, fierce, stands up - loudly - for what he believes in and quiet when he needs to be and fun and just silly. constantly.
NUMERO TRES i find the following three REALLY hard to choose from because of ALL THE REASONS but...
oh this HURTS I AM TELLING YOU IT HURTS BUT
HARRY 'MY MOTHER BROUGHT ME UP PROPER LIKE' STYLES
because. just. he may have stupid tattoo's that obviously he likes (barring the swallows because F U C K HOT), he might speak hilariously slow (but i think that's because he truly thinks about what he's saying) but he's like, the most lovely of them all? Takes pictures with people even though security aren't impressed, doesn't care a fig what people say about him - mostly - because he's comfortable in his own skin. and he's 18. EIGHTEEN AND YET HE JUST DOESN'T SEEM LIKE IT? he's pretty. lets be real here. absolutely stunning and sexy without even meaning it - even when he laughs so loud and stupid if he was a mate you'd cringe the first time or just laugh along with him and shrug to anyone he may offend. He loves instagram and I think he genuinely loves being a popstar - well the bits that means he gets to sing and faff about with four people who've become his mates and just loves life generally? idk i just sort of adore harold.
now this is the part I HATE BECAUSE I DON'T LOVE ANY OF THEM ANY LESS THAN THE OTHER AND THE LAST TWO JUST FEELS LIKE I'M PICKING ONE OF THEM LAST FOR FOOTBALL AND I WOULDN'T COULDN'T DO THAT TO EITHER OF THEM BUT.
because this is our homework. i will.
okay.
deep breath.
NUMERO QUATRO
ZAYN 'HOW ARE YOUR EYES EVEN REAL ARE YOU A DOLL?' MALIK
because of mostly aesthetic reasons. yep. this is all about his FACE and the way he is the bands 'i could have been a model' member. and he provided mucho entertainment in his twitter war with the wanted..
now do you see why this was painful?
NUMERO CINCO
NIALL 'I AM MY OWN UPDATE TWITTER ACCOUNT' HORAN
really - when it comes to personality (and not that i don't find nialler attractive i just sort of stopped after liam?) I'd have to put Nialler first because he's just so LOVELY! He's giving, he's hilarious, he's constantly telling you whatever pops into his head, he tweets these amazing things about music and when he's on tour - much like leeham - he pops up and talks crap on twitcam and entertains us all not being drunk in a country he's too young for.. love his guts tbh. OH AND SHALL I MENTION THAT HE'S THE ONE THAT WEARS HIS SONY BRACELET THE MOST? LIKE IN EVERY PIC NEARLY? < FEELINGS > (PS LET HIM GO DARK PLEASE)
so. GAUNTLET THROWN! WHO ARE YOUR TOP FIVE LADEEZ AND GENTS?? I NEED TO KNOW! I caused myself pain, you in turn, should do the same. because.
and now for ten more gratituous pics of the boys that cause me payne:
MAKE SURE YOU CHECK OUT ENOMIS57 LIST TOO!!
this will probably be a post filled with really hurtful things. because choosing your boy band members in order of preference is a very VERY personal and hard REALLY FUCKING HARD thing to do.
but here goes. In three gifs/pics and a blurb or less...
NUMERO UNO which will come as no surprise
SIR LIAM 'PERFECT' PAYNE
because he's literally a puppy. he has the pretty face, the SOULFUL eyes, the absolutely adorable personality, tats that mean THINGS that hurt my heart to even think about, he's big on his family, loves DOGS only downside: douchecanoe choice in friends from his pre-famous life that he CONTINUES to let into his life and take advantage of his adorable loveliness and fame. aka ANDY DOUCHECANOE FACE
NUMERO DOS which is ever changing. i mean really. but lately...
LOUIS 'SASS MASTER' TOMLINSON
because he has AN ARSE THAT I WANT TO BITE and his LAUGH and his crinkly eyes and that smile when he REALLY smiles and how he gets so EMOTIONAL when he SINGS and how absolutely family orientated he is, fierce, stands up - loudly - for what he believes in and quiet when he needs to be and fun and just silly. constantly.
NUMERO TRES i find the following three REALLY hard to choose from because of ALL THE REASONS but...
oh this HURTS I AM TELLING YOU IT HURTS BUT
HARRY 'MY MOTHER BROUGHT ME UP PROPER LIKE' STYLES
because. just. he may have stupid tattoo's that obviously he likes (barring the swallows because F U C K HOT), he might speak hilariously slow (but i think that's because he truly thinks about what he's saying) but he's like, the most lovely of them all? Takes pictures with people even though security aren't impressed, doesn't care a fig what people say about him - mostly - because he's comfortable in his own skin. and he's 18. EIGHTEEN AND YET HE JUST DOESN'T SEEM LIKE IT? he's pretty. lets be real here. absolutely stunning and sexy without even meaning it - even when he laughs so loud and stupid if he was a mate you'd cringe the first time or just laugh along with him and shrug to anyone he may offend. He loves instagram and I think he genuinely loves being a popstar - well the bits that means he gets to sing and faff about with four people who've become his mates and just loves life generally? idk i just sort of adore harold.
now this is the part I HATE BECAUSE I DON'T LOVE ANY OF THEM ANY LESS THAN THE OTHER AND THE LAST TWO JUST FEELS LIKE I'M PICKING ONE OF THEM LAST FOR FOOTBALL AND I WOULDN'T COULDN'T DO THAT TO EITHER OF THEM BUT.
because this is our homework. i will.
okay.
deep breath.
NUMERO QUATRO
ZAYN 'HOW ARE YOUR EYES EVEN REAL ARE YOU A DOLL?' MALIK
because of mostly aesthetic reasons. yep. this is all about his FACE and the way he is the bands 'i could have been a model' member. and he provided mucho entertainment in his twitter war with the wanted..
now do you see why this was painful?
NUMERO CINCO
NIALL 'I AM MY OWN UPDATE TWITTER ACCOUNT' HORAN
really - when it comes to personality (and not that i don't find nialler attractive i just sort of stopped after liam?) I'd have to put Nialler first because he's just so LOVELY! He's giving, he's hilarious, he's constantly telling you whatever pops into his head, he tweets these amazing things about music and when he's on tour - much like leeham - he pops up and talks crap on twitcam and entertains us all not being drunk in a country he's too young for.. love his guts tbh. OH AND SHALL I MENTION THAT HE'S THE ONE THAT WEARS HIS SONY BRACELET THE MOST? LIKE IN EVERY PIC NEARLY? < FEELINGS > (PS LET HIM GO DARK PLEASE)
so. GAUNTLET THROWN! WHO ARE YOUR TOP FIVE LADEEZ AND GENTS?? I NEED TO KNOW! I caused myself pain, you in turn, should do the same. because.
and now for ten more gratituous pics of the boys that cause me payne:
MAKE SURE YOU CHECK OUT ENOMIS57 LIST TOO!!