or the one where - YET AGAIN - Sausage aka
wordgasmic proves she can write ALL THE GOOD THINGS
LOCATION IS EVERYTHING by
wordgasmic NC17 | first!times, mouthy!slightlydelirious!stiles! eversopatientuntilhe'snot!derek, walmart!shenanigans! | 8k | stiles/derek
summary: Stiles doesn't really care where it happens, so long as it happens.
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“Why are we still walking? I'm tired of walking. Just set up camp here and do me already.”
“Do you,” Derek says flatly.
“Yeah. Do me. That's why we're out here. I mean, that is why we're out here, right? You're not planning on killing me, are you, or like, offering me up to some God as a virgin sacrifice so you can, I don't even know, have even more super powers? That would be really lame. I thought we had something. Something special, what with all that growling and glaring you do in my general direction. I let you suck my dick. I let you feel me on the inside.”
“Stiles. Stop talking.”
“No. Just because you say it almost sort of nicely doesn't mean I'm going to listen. I have a lot to say. Like this one time, at band camp-”
“You didn't go to band camp.”
“Shut up, I totally did. I went to band camp and there was this flute.”
“I'm going to find something to gag you with, I'm not kidding,” Derek says darkly, eyes flashing Alpha red as he glares down at Stiles.
“Oh my god, stop wolfing out on me, I didn't devirginize myself with a flute, calm down. Also, gagging, that's kinky, should I have stolen my dad's handcuffs too?”
ugh i KNOW it's big (that's what stiles said hehe) but OMG LACEY WRITES THE GREATEST THINGS!
the end.