hahah i can just hear you at the begining of this:
ooh i'll just write a lil nick/hazza feels... fuck packing... *work... endless gazing at boxes... cat does something HILARIOUS... instagram it... work.... cass sends me stupid things that are good for productivity... give up work and write ALL THE NICK/HARRY THINGS..........*CONTINUE FOR DAYS*... somewhere have eat/drink/sleep/see bf in between his festivals STUFF... WRITE ALL THE THINGS AND IGNORE WORK...
matchsticks_p has been egging me on over email too. The bf's been like, 'what ARE you writing in there?' and I'm like, 'you don't want to know. I AM JUDGING MYSELF.'
He fancies the person he read it to, too, for an EXTRA LEVEL OF WEIRD. Like, 'you read some guy you want inside MY PORN to give him a boner and make him feel awkward?! OKAAAAAY.'
He doesn't get it and he has no boundaries. Like one time we're out with his super square friends, and I'm talking about yoga in a 'yeah man it's good for your soul, you should try it' way and he just fucking SNIGGERS and goes, 'she's REALLY BENDY' like 'hey, this is an invitation to imagine us working our way through the Kama Sutra.'
no i figured there was some fantastic retort after the first "SERIOUSLY? I COULD MURDER YOU WITH A DULL SPOON RIGHT NOW AND A FEMALE JUDGE WOULDN'T BLINK BEFORE FINDING ME NOT GUILTY" look
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Also: fic is 16k. SHOOT ME.
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also: NOT LIES.
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“The way you eat is - that tongue thing - I can’t decide if it’s disgusting or arousing.”
“Probably a bit of both? Best things usually are.”
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ooh i'll just write a lil nick/hazza feels... fuck packing... *work... endless gazing at boxes... cat does something HILARIOUS... instagram it... work.... cass sends me stupid things that are good for productivity... give up work and write ALL THE NICK/HARRY THINGS..........*CONTINUE FOR DAYS*... somewhere have eat/drink/sleep/see bf in between his festivals STUFF... WRITE ALL THE THINGS AND IGNORE WORK...
oh shit. 16k
at least boo will love this.
my boss?
mebe not
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matchsticks_p has been egging me on over email too. The bf's been like, 'what ARE you writing in there?' and I'm like, 'you don't want to know. I AM JUDGING MYSELF.'
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bahaha everyone supports you doing nothing but write creepy rpf fiction... except the boy
dump the boy
LOL
(not really, he seems lovely)
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The boy would read the creepy RPF given half a chance. How do I know this? Because a while ago we had this conversation:
Me: So Mutual Friend is being really weird with me tonight.
Boy: It's probably because I told him you write erotic fiction and read him some and it made him nervous.
Me: YOU DID WHAT?!
Boy: Is it supposed to be a secret? You showed me that thing when you were drunk so I thought that was shareable.
Me: Don't read my porn TO OUR FRIENDS. Who does that?!
Boy: ...someone with a hot girlfriend who writes hot porn?
Me: ....................
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um your thoughts are fluid... in the form of either a warm or cold alcoholic beverage...
but omfg i cant believe he did that! DOES HE NOT KNOW FANDOM IS SACRED! DOES HE NOT REALISE THE FOURTH WALL IS THERE FOR A REASON! lol
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He doesn't get it and he has no boundaries. Like one time we're out with his super square friends, and I'm talking about yoga in a 'yeah man it's good for your soul, you should try it' way and he just fucking SNIGGERS and goes, 'she's REALLY BENDY' like 'hey, this is an invitation to imagine us working our way through the Kama Sutra.'
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Well... i suppose the upside here is that your sex life might become.. more ... interesting? complex? varied? fun??
(still laughing over your face and the really bendy.. and the DIAF look you MUST have sent him)
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(you're assuming I took the moral high ground instead of just saying, 'yeah well, he wears my knickers when I tell him to....')
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bahaha i love your life - its FULL of the fun
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