I promise not to spam your timelines I do but THIS JUST MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD (and I'm not even referring to the knitting needle comment as true as it is)
2. Neville gives better advice
We all remember it, that part in Deathly Hallows Part 2, just after fans of the books have stopped crying, just after fans of continuity have stopped ramming needles into their eyes because HARRY AND HIS MUMS EYES DON’T SODDING MATCH, where Neville stands in front of Voldemort and issues the harrowing war speech ‘It doesn’t matter that Harry’s gone. People die every day. Friends, family. Yeah, we still lost Harry tonight. He’s still with us, in here [gestures to chest]. Fred, Remus, Tonks… they didn’t die in vain. But YOU will. ‘Cause you’re wrong! Harry’s heart did beat for us! For all of us! It’s not over!’ What inspiration! What valour! Also what helpful knowledge, ‘People die every day, but it doesn’t matter’, what a nice message for people worrying about death of family members, it’s incredible stuff.
[x] Also what helpful knowledge, ‘People die every day, but it doesn’t matter’, what a nice message for people worrying about death of family members, it’s incredible stuff.
*I AM DIED FROM GIGGLES* the rest of the list is FULL of these shenanigans! (I really am procrastinating aren't I?)