Jun 25, 2004 15:21
Mama and Papa took me to the vet where Dr. Jeremy, who is a vampire, took my blood. Today he has told Mama that my kidneys are becoming weak and that I must eat food with less protein.
This kidney weakness is something I have because of my CLOSE PURRSONAL FRIENDSHIP with Osama. It is a badge of PRRRRIDE!
Do not worry, my followers. Evil never dies.