Jun 23, 2006 09:40
Just so everrrryone knows, Al-Zarqawi is in hell, with me. He is enjoying my SPECIAL attention. You see, he thought that he was going to be with Allah and 72 black eyed virrrrgins.
NO.....he is in hell with me and 72 black eyed virrrgins.
Except the black-eyed virrgins are ALL CLONES OF ANDREA DWORKIN.
And they are NYMPHOMANIACS. So Al-Zarqawi is constantly being raped by severrrrral Andrea Dworkins at a time all the while having to listen to the otherrrrrs read frrrrom their books on feminist theory on how THEY are being victimized.
Oh it is so funny!
EDIT: He begged me for some K-Y lubricant. I threw him some Ben-Gay. HA! HA!