okay, maybe not so much the profit part.
so, everybody, your assignment: best "side one track one"s (i.e., track 1 of an album) of all time. you don't have to do a top five, at least not right away; i'm going to just make a big list and organize it later.
side note: it seems to me that such a list would include two types of songs: 1) songs that are awesome that just happen to be the first track, and 2) songs that work really well as a first track as such. some songs could probably be considered both. you are certainly welcome to include both!
so,
my list so far (i will keep adding as songs occur to me):
fiona apple, "extraordinary machine," extraordinary machine
beck, "e-pro," guero
blind melon, "galaxie," soup
david bowie, "five years," ziggy stardust
david bowie, "changes," hunky dory
david bowie, "watch that man," aladdin sane
bright eyes, "at the bottom of everything," i'm wide awake it's morning
jeff buckley, "the sky is a landfill," sketches for my sweetheart the drunk
nick cave, "do you love me," let love in
nick cave, "song of joy," murder ballads
nick cave, "into my arms," the boatman's call
elvis costello, "no action," this year's model
the cure, "open," wish
death cab for cutie, "steadier footing," the photo album
the decemberists, "the crane wife pt. 3," the crane wife
bob dylan, "tangled up in blue," blood on the tracks
pj harvey, "to bring you my love," to bring you my love
jimmy eat world, "table for glasses," clarity
led zeppelin, "the song remains the same," houses of the holy
radiohead, "airbag," ok computer
radiohead, "everything in its right place," kid a
radiohead, "15 step," in rainbows
r.e.m., "drive," automatic for the people
r.e.m., "how the west was won (and where it got us)," new adventures in hi fi
the shins, "caring is creepy," oh inverted world
smashing pumpkins, "to sheila," adore
smashing pumpkins, "cherub rock," siamese dream
elliott smith, "coast to coast," from a basement on the hill
the smiths, "the queen is dead," the queen is dead
bruce springsteen, "blinded by the light," greetings from asbury park
van morrison, "astral weeks," astral weeks
martha wainwright, "far away," b.m.f.a.
rufus wainwright, "foolish love," rufus wainwright
rufus wainwright, "oh what a world," want one
weezer, "tired of sex," pinkerton
the white stripes, "icky thump," icky thump
the yeah yeah yeahs, "rich," fever to tell