Oh Fuck You Target
Goddammit. I'm seriously sick and tired of them telling me I can do one thing and yet they go and fuck me over by having it where I can't do it. Let's put them in bullets.
1. Telling me to work out the huge thing of clearance and the huge pull fifteen minutes before I leave. Wtf, do you think I'm a superhuman or something? I already told you my right shoulder hurts and it hurts like hell to pick up the Rock Band and World Tour bundles. And yet most of the fucking pull were completely composed of them. Jack-ass.
2. So, um, how am I supposed to do twenty things at once, now? I was told to help the customers first so how the hell am I supposed to get two calls at the same time and a goddamned call button? Hey, jack-ass, you have keys to the cases as well. BOTH OF YOU DO, use them. Help me out.
3. For fuck's sakes don't ask me to zone toys as well. Electronics > Toys when I'm scheduled for electronics. There's hardlines people that can take care of that. Or, SHOCK, EVEN YOU. I PROMISE YOU CAN DO IT. Moron.
4. If you ever ask me to train a new person again, I swear to all that is holy I will punch you. I am not a goddamned trainer or team lead or specialist or anything else, I am not trained to teach them. Stop asking.
5. Yeah, the shoulder hurting thing? WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU ASKING ME TO GO STOCK THESE HEAVY AS FUCK SCOOTERS? YOU ARE A DICKHEAD.
6. Bitches making my schedule. I SAID I CAN'T WORK SATURDAY AND SUNDAY NIGHTS, WHY THE FUCK AM I SCHEDULED TO CLOSE ON A SUNDAY?
1. Telling me to work out the huge thing of clearance and the huge pull fifteen minutes before I leave. Wtf, do you think I'm a superhuman or something? I already told you my right shoulder hurts and it hurts like hell to pick up the Rock Band and World Tour bundles. And yet most of the fucking pull were completely composed of them. Jack-ass.
2. So, um, how am I supposed to do twenty things at once, now? I was told to help the customers first so how the hell am I supposed to get two calls at the same time and a goddamned call button? Hey, jack-ass, you have keys to the cases as well. BOTH OF YOU DO, use them. Help me out.
3. For fuck's sakes don't ask me to zone toys as well. Electronics > Toys when I'm scheduled for electronics. There's hardlines people that can take care of that. Or, SHOCK, EVEN YOU. I PROMISE YOU CAN DO IT. Moron.
4. If you ever ask me to train a new person again, I swear to all that is holy I will punch you. I am not a goddamned trainer or team lead or specialist or anything else, I am not trained to teach them. Stop asking.
5. Yeah, the shoulder hurting thing? WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU ASKING ME TO GO STOCK THESE HEAVY AS FUCK SCOOTERS? YOU ARE A DICKHEAD.
6. Bitches making my schedule. I SAID I CAN'T WORK SATURDAY AND SUNDAY NIGHTS, WHY THE FUCK AM I SCHEDULED TO CLOSE ON A SUNDAY?