woah

Feb 17, 2004 16:30

i finally remembered the password to this piece of shit journal.
ok. updates.
i've been having this problem with my anus. it seems as if every time i take a shit, it comes out in one giant brick-shaped mass. funny thing is, it never hurts coming out. before i flush that best of a turd, i have to break it into flushable pieces. one time i broke it into about 34. it doesn't smell, either.

MY SHIT DOESN'T STINK!

my pants just got tighter. oh god. tighter! tighter still! what the fuck? i just had an emission without even trying.

i've been kind of slacking with the music. i really should start working on some new material this week. i have a few fucked up tracks that i've been experimenting with. contact me if you want to hear them.

AIM: flamingbagofpope

*wins*
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