Work Rant
Why is it that nothing gets moving or done till after I turn into a screaming, cussing, object throwing objects, bad imitation of the Tasmanian Devil?!?
What part of “Return after use” Do you not understand? I’m sick and tired of having to track down the warehouse tools because you are too stupid and/or lazy to bring it back.
I notice that someone is kind enough to empty the trash in the break room every night. Thank you. However will it simply kill you to replace the trash can liner?
Which reminds me. No matter how paternal I may come across sometime, I AM NOT YOUR MOTHER! Its not my place to clean after you slobs! I don’t think your mothers cleaned up after you as much as I do. I’m sick and tired of hearing “Oh Kenji will do it”. You are all big boys and girls now. CLEAN UP AFTER YOUR OWN DAMED SELVES!
Kan you please explain how this business has lasted 28 years and yet you still don’t know your stock, ask to see if we have enough of something to make sure that it can ship, or even know what certain items do or how they are supposed to be packed???
How is it that you can afford to remodel the break room and the restrooms but you can’t afford proper packing materials? (BTW, the rats love the shredded paper), Nor can you afford a good printer for the warehouse?
Don’t even try to tell me how I “should” do things in my private life. I’m sick and tired of you telling me how I should live, weather or not I “need” a car (in this state and in this city, cars are a necessity, not a luxury! THIS IS NOT HONG KONG YOU FUCKING GOOK!)
Family comes first in my book, nuff said. Read your Bible if you don’t believe me.
And hey, while the barrels are pointed in your direction, What are you doing with all those hours you are not paying me for??? I know I owed you comp time hours, they should be paid off by now. As far as the money I owe you, are you taking that out of my paycheques??? If so, why is it not reflected in my pay stubs?!???
I don’t think I need to address your schizophrenia.
Okay Ricardo Cunningham, now its your turn you little shit!
When I tell you I need supplies, DON’T wait a fucking week to order them!!
When I tell you there is a need in the warehouse, don’t procrastinate, GET IT TAKEN CARE OF!!! I’ve been waiting more than a month for you to replace the shrink wrap sealer that the summer apprentices ruined. What the fuck is the hold up?
When you know there is a large order going out, get the packing slips done, don’t make me wait an hour or more before I have the packing slips in hand.
I’ve told you (no, asked you) and the tall asian chickita to get the orders to me as soon as they are processed. Yet you STILL wait till almost the end of the day to get them to me, yet you get pissed at me if all the orders aren’t out at the end of the day. I set the Warehouse policies and hours for a reason, and if you cant figure out why by now you are more stupid then I give you credit for.
Gigglebutt, When I ask you to print out the quick start guides, I mean for you to print them up within the next fifteen minutes, NOT when you feel like moving that little butt out of your chair. GET IT DONE!!!
Asian Chikita and Sales people, For the love of Jaysus will you please remember to include the customer’s phone number, email address, and the name of the business. MAKE SURE YOU TAKE DOWN THINGS LIKE ZIP CODES CORRECTLY!!! And if it is a cross shipment using another vendors’ acct. number include the vendors zip code!!!! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO REMIND YOU “EDUCATED” PEOPLE!???
Bug Eyed One, DON’T YOU EVEN pretend like you own this place, you don’t. and the warehouse is MINE!
I’m thinking of investing in an AK47 (get the hint?)
What part of “Return after use” Do you not understand? I’m sick and tired of having to track down the warehouse tools because you are too stupid and/or lazy to bring it back.
I notice that someone is kind enough to empty the trash in the break room every night. Thank you. However will it simply kill you to replace the trash can liner?
Which reminds me. No matter how paternal I may come across sometime, I AM NOT YOUR MOTHER! Its not my place to clean after you slobs! I don’t think your mothers cleaned up after you as much as I do. I’m sick and tired of hearing “Oh Kenji will do it”. You are all big boys and girls now. CLEAN UP AFTER YOUR OWN DAMED SELVES!
Kan you please explain how this business has lasted 28 years and yet you still don’t know your stock, ask to see if we have enough of something to make sure that it can ship, or even know what certain items do or how they are supposed to be packed???
How is it that you can afford to remodel the break room and the restrooms but you can’t afford proper packing materials? (BTW, the rats love the shredded paper), Nor can you afford a good printer for the warehouse?
Don’t even try to tell me how I “should” do things in my private life. I’m sick and tired of you telling me how I should live, weather or not I “need” a car (in this state and in this city, cars are a necessity, not a luxury! THIS IS NOT HONG KONG YOU FUCKING GOOK!)
Family comes first in my book, nuff said. Read your Bible if you don’t believe me.
And hey, while the barrels are pointed in your direction, What are you doing with all those hours you are not paying me for??? I know I owed you comp time hours, they should be paid off by now. As far as the money I owe you, are you taking that out of my paycheques??? If so, why is it not reflected in my pay stubs?!???
I don’t think I need to address your schizophrenia.
Okay Ricardo Cunningham, now its your turn you little shit!
When I tell you I need supplies, DON’T wait a fucking week to order them!!
When I tell you there is a need in the warehouse, don’t procrastinate, GET IT TAKEN CARE OF!!! I’ve been waiting more than a month for you to replace the shrink wrap sealer that the summer apprentices ruined. What the fuck is the hold up?
When you know there is a large order going out, get the packing slips done, don’t make me wait an hour or more before I have the packing slips in hand.
I’ve told you (no, asked you) and the tall asian chickita to get the orders to me as soon as they are processed. Yet you STILL wait till almost the end of the day to get them to me, yet you get pissed at me if all the orders aren’t out at the end of the day. I set the Warehouse policies and hours for a reason, and if you cant figure out why by now you are more stupid then I give you credit for.
Gigglebutt, When I ask you to print out the quick start guides, I mean for you to print them up within the next fifteen minutes, NOT when you feel like moving that little butt out of your chair. GET IT DONE!!!
Asian Chikita and Sales people, For the love of Jaysus will you please remember to include the customer’s phone number, email address, and the name of the business. MAKE SURE YOU TAKE DOWN THINGS LIKE ZIP CODES CORRECTLY!!! And if it is a cross shipment using another vendors’ acct. number include the vendors zip code!!!! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO REMIND YOU “EDUCATED” PEOPLE!???
Bug Eyed One, DON’T YOU EVEN pretend like you own this place, you don’t. and the warehouse is MINE!
I’m thinking of investing in an AK47 (get the hint?)