I. HAVE CREATED. THE PERFECT MIX CD.

[badgerconda]

If there is a god, and he did create the universe, I'm absolutely positive he created Foreigner first and made them play this song

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on guitars made of fire just to get him god-damn PUMPED for the act.

The tracklist for the aforementioned perfect CD:
1. "Wheel in the Sky" -- Journey
2. "Holding Out for a Hero" -- Bonnie Tyler
3. "Jukebox Hero" -- Foreigner
4. "Danger Zone" -- Kenny Loggins
5. "You're The Best Around" -- Joe Esposito
6. "Eye of the Tiger" -- Survivor
7. "Don't Stop Believing" -- Journey (Yes, Journey's on there twice.)
8. "Stairway to Heaven" -- Led Zepplin
9. "Beards Going Nowhere" -- The Protomen
10. "Always Look On The Bright Side of Life" -- Monty Python Sings

The disc takes you on a flying chariot ride through a volcano eruption of pure sound and emotion, the rock gods themselves at the helm.

Oh believe me, I just may have discovered the secret to immortality: listening to these songs every day for the rest of my natural life.

This mix may also be the secret formula that turns lead into gold, but that may be taking this too far.