I kind of wish this story WAS about horses...
So, continuing in my quest to see what kind of horrors live at Quizilla.com, I decided to search stories for my favorite fandom: Sailor Moon. And then... I found this.
Sailor Constalions by Starlight3999. Don't worry, the story has nothing to do with horses...Or maybe that's bad thing. I honestly can't tell what this story is supposed to be.
Here are some of the quotes... This should give you a good feel for the story.
A evil queen with dark blue hair, a long black dress with a black diamond on her head. On her head? Like a hat?
Jinix laughed she reached out to get close to Lisa's mind. That is when Sailor Saturn hit Jinix's hand with her glavie. She then hit Jinix's head that knocked her out cold. I knew it could do more than destroy the world! That when Saturn turn to you and said....
"This is the one I have been waithing for" said Sailor Saturn. She followed her follow an alley. Now I'm confused. Did she follow her or the alley? This girl name has Lisa. She has Lisa?! Oh no! Is that what this story is about? Saving Lisa from this girl name?
A woman with short black hair and green eyes appears. She is wearing a purple binky top with a mini skirt and boots. Her top is made of pacifiers..?
Jinx bows "As you say, your majestic"
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Jinix laughed "Nice speech, try this. Double Charm!!!" Why do I feel like I'm reading a bad Pokemon fic? Cassiopeia jumps out of the way of the energy balls. She keeps doing this for some time now. Thanks for clearing that up for us. Meanwhile, Jinix dropped the spirit gem. Saturn took it over to the chef and put it back in his minded. WTF?
"Who are you" asked Lisa. She sat down on a green bench to catch her breathe. "My name is Hotura, but back there I was Sailor Saturn." Hotura? Don't tell me that Hotaru has *another* alter ego...
Hotura hold out a brouch that was same size as Sailor Moon. It has shaped like a star. The color was sliver in the middle was a pink butterfly. Hotura gave it to Lisa "This glowed when I found you. So it means your are denisty to have it." Ahh, so Lisa is the Senshi of Oral Health.
Lisa blinky like crazy. "What was that thing" she asked. Hoturo shook her head "I don't know. I just came back on trip to France to find my friends gone." Hoturo: Hotaru's French alter ego.
Wave both her hands over the brouch. It opens with star shaped diamond inside.
MEGA STAR CASSIOPEIAE POWER!!!! Wow... Even Usagi never had a transformation phrase that bad.
Those are only from the first two chapters... I'd spork more, but the rest of the story makes my brain hurt. X_x