Sweeney Todd Summaries

[carey_pontmercy]

While visiting the Sweeney Todd movie archive at fanfiction.net, I found these delightful summaries. My comments in bold.

Comments

[dioschorium]

The idea of Sweeney Todd listening to Metallica is...amusing, to say the least. Actually, this post was hilarious in general. Why has Toby gone to war?

[scuba_dooba]

not only that, but...which war has he gone to?

[carey_pontmercy]

*checks fic*

It only says that Toby's sixteen now and has gone to serve the army. Crimean War, perhaps? The author doesn't put much time into it. The story's mostly about Mrs. Lovett meeting a man who turns out to be some kind of lady kidnapper. That is, he kidnaps ladies; he's not secretly a lady who kidnaps.

[ironic_sun]

That is, he kidnaps ladies; he's not secretly a lady who kidnaps.

If that were so, the story might actually be worth reading.

[wandering_son]

...Jack the Ripper?

[carey_pontmercy]

Nah. He's just some guy trying to procure a bride for a friend named Phil. I am not even kidding.