I decide to search the Pit...

[chimeralchy]

I decide to search FF.net for the word 'cookie.' Partially because I was flipping through my textbook, and partially because I'm hungry.

Comments

[dannyvangeline]

How can you have violence when you're baking cookies?

Obviously you've never tried to spoon-mix dough with butter right out of the fridge. You need to stab that shit.

[midnight_mischf]

And then there's beating the eggs... and if necessary, whipping the cream. :nods: No wonder so many kitchen implements work well in a torture-chamber setting. :grates some fingers cheese:

[chimeralchy]

Ah yes, now I see what you mean.

But if you look at it that way, cooking is all violent. ;-; Nuu...

[cofmanynames]

...I think this is where I try to keep from saying "Yes, but that just makes it more fun!", right?

Wait. Failed.

Oh well. (It's why I cook, other than the whole "eating" bit...)

[dannyvangeline]

I know, right? I worked in a restaurant kitchen once and I remember thinking "there are sooo many things you could kill a person with in here." It's no surprise I never really fit in with the other girls my age...