They see me trollin', they hatin'...
I was browsing through the Gurren Lagann section of the Pit (it seemed like a good idea at the time) when I stumbled across this author. There were plenty of gems on his page, but The Lion King 3 Return of Mufasa has to the best.
One day Pocahontas was walking through the forest and singing. HAVE YOU EVER HEARD THE WOLF CRY TO A BLUE CORN MOON? She sang to some otters and heron who were her friend then she saw lion
Because she totally lived in Africa.
“Who might you be?” Pocahontas said Pocahontas was a native american who was married to John Smith
This is also completely correct.
“I am Simba my dad is dead” Simba said
“Oh I’ll bring him back for you…”
Pocahontas turned to the sky and sang a song about colors then Mufasa appeared
She makes playing God look so easy!
“Hello simba I have returned”
“DADDY”
So then the Almighy Pocahontas leads them into battle with Scar for more awesome lines, such as:
“My name is Pocahontas and what you are doing is WRONG you think that they only lions are lion who look and think like you but if that is true you are
And:
Scar laughed and jumped on Simba killing him
“NO SIMBER”
No, not Simber! Anyone but Simber! D :
Mufada attacked Scar and he died and peace was resotred to pride rock but simba was dead…
Can't you just sing him back to life..?
Pocahontas returned to John smith “John I’m home”
John was making love to a white woman”
“JOHN HOW COULD YOU?”
to be continued.
Next time, on Daes of are Lifes!
Mods, we unfortunately need a Pocahontas tag.
One day Pocahontas was walking through the forest and singing. HAVE YOU EVER HEARD THE WOLF CRY TO A BLUE CORN MOON? She sang to some otters and heron who were her friend then she saw lion
Because she totally lived in Africa.
“Who might you be?” Pocahontas said Pocahontas was a native american who was married to John Smith
This is also completely correct.
“I am Simba my dad is dead” Simba said
“Oh I’ll bring him back for you…”
Pocahontas turned to the sky and sang a song about colors then Mufasa appeared
She makes playing God look so easy!
“Hello simba I have returned”
“DADDY”
So then the Almighy Pocahontas leads them into battle with Scar for more awesome lines, such as:
“My name is Pocahontas and what you are doing is WRONG you think that they only lions are lion who look and think like you but if that is true you are
And:
Scar laughed and jumped on Simba killing him
“NO SIMBER”
No, not Simber! Anyone but Simber! D :
Mufada attacked Scar and he died and peace was resotred to pride rock but simba was dead…
Can't you just sing him back to life..?
Pocahontas returned to John smith “John I’m home”
John was making love to a white woman”
“JOHN HOW COULD YOU?”
to be continued.
Next time, on Daes of are Lifes!
Mods, we unfortunately need a Pocahontas tag.