FIRST 9 BAD!FICS
Wow. A movie that isn’t going to be out until September already has badfics. Most fanfics I found on forums are based off theories and I can accept that (except for this idea that 6 can see the future, I’ll never understand that unless there’s documented proof of it being true), but the English language should still be respected, right?
hey guys. this is a one shot with my o.c. 13 (thirteen). I’ve seen official documents do the word-and-numeral thing, but we all know what you meant by 13. Boy, the movie being called 9 was a tad misleading about how many characters there were. I predict many Tens and Zeros popping into badfics for this movie.
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6 came across what just looked like a long rod, about five or six times bigger than him. the rod was covered in cloth, with a curved handle at the end. silver prongs stuck out from under the cloth, a silver button to compliment the prong nearest the handle. 6 leaned in, curious, to touch the silver button. his more skittish side was engulfing him, the button was so shiny, so... totally lacking capitalization in every sentence.
"HEY!"a voice shrieked. "look out for that-- By the way, that text is actually a different color. I would find it interesting, but it’s too amateurish to be cool.
but it was too late, a scrap of cloth from 6's left leg was caught on one of the prongs as the cloth thrust open.
"--umbrella..."
I was going to find a way to spork that part, but I have reason to believe that 6 is just that stupid to hit himself with an umbrella. Though I have the greatest urge to get a picture of 6 looking mesmerized and captioning it “Oooh... shiiiiny."
"who are you?" said 6 as he sat up.
nervous from being put on the spot, the rag doll slowly answered, "th- 13." 6 could tell by the voice she was female. As odd as that looked, I can excuse it, because it’s rather hard to stutter a digit. And at least 7 isn’t the only girl with this OC, though I can make jokes about her name being a pairing in and of itself.
"i don't quite remember how it came about, but i have knowledge of the humans." Except for this thing they call Capital Letters. Have you seen them?
Another fic by a different girl, though they have the same avatar and writing style, so I think it’s really one person with different accounts.
What if a human DID survive? What if this human becomes friends with the ragdolls? What if this human could be the KEY to help the ragdolls and save the future? All of these questions will be answer now, so here we go!! =)
A human surviving would kind of ruin the entire goal of the characters searching for a way to revive humanity. This isn’t such a huge factor in my spork, but do people not realize the height of these characters? They’re not like the Toad Patrol, something that is big to them is still an adequate size to us. And if anybody’s going to be the KEY to something, it should be the literal key that 6 has around his neck.
The Human Girl
PG-13
ch.1- Areia
(this is info written on a computer that the human girl finds after she wakes up from a coma. Just saying so you don’t mock something that isn’t deserving of it quite yet)
Areia Linda Rollins
Age:10
Birth:9/9/99 Poor 9. Look at all the number abuse he’ll be receiving.
Blood Type:B
Eye color:Green
Hair:Dark Red-Violet All right, I know this movie has living rag dolls, but that hair color defies logic. Violet is a purple shade, you can’t get it mixed with red.
Height: unknown though it says in another two sentences that she’s tall.
Weight: unknown
Tall and Thin and picture of her. How many official documents say “tall and thin and picture of her”? I knew what they meant, but there are much better ways to describe that.
"Why is there papers of me"? Areia asked herself. Why is there such bad grammar?
The girl finds a video from the scientist guy who is suddenly her father.
"Areia", the man said, "if you are watching this, then I'm probably gone. I need your help to restore our dying world. The medchies (the what now? Oh, you meant machines? Well, why not say that.) have taken over so be careful when go outside because they kind of suck your soul out of your body. No big deal, really. Dude, don’t sound so calm about it.
She was shocked and surpised also surpised that she is the last human. And I am sad also sad that people actually liked this story.
"what happen here and whats going on"? And why can no one writing fanfics for a PG-13 movie use capital letters or spell-check?
Luckily, I found some, while the author admits they are likely OOC, were still good, so there's hope.
hey guys. this is a one shot with my o.c. 13 (thirteen). I’ve seen official documents do the word-and-numeral thing, but we all know what you meant by 13. Boy, the movie being called 9 was a tad misleading about how many characters there were. I predict many Tens and Zeros popping into badfics for this movie.
~*~*~*~*~
6 came across what just looked like a long rod, about five or six times bigger than him. the rod was covered in cloth, with a curved handle at the end. silver prongs stuck out from under the cloth, a silver button to compliment the prong nearest the handle. 6 leaned in, curious, to touch the silver button. his more skittish side was engulfing him, the button was so shiny, so... totally lacking capitalization in every sentence.
"HEY!"a voice shrieked. "look out for that-- By the way, that text is actually a different color. I would find it interesting, but it’s too amateurish to be cool.
but it was too late, a scrap of cloth from 6's left leg was caught on one of the prongs as the cloth thrust open.
"--umbrella..."
I was going to find a way to spork that part, but I have reason to believe that 6 is just that stupid to hit himself with an umbrella. Though I have the greatest urge to get a picture of 6 looking mesmerized and captioning it “Oooh... shiiiiny."
"who are you?" said 6 as he sat up.
nervous from being put on the spot, the rag doll slowly answered, "th- 13." 6 could tell by the voice she was female. As odd as that looked, I can excuse it, because it’s rather hard to stutter a digit. And at least 7 isn’t the only girl with this OC, though I can make jokes about her name being a pairing in and of itself.
"i don't quite remember how it came about, but i have knowledge of the humans." Except for this thing they call Capital Letters. Have you seen them?
Another fic by a different girl, though they have the same avatar and writing style, so I think it’s really one person with different accounts.
What if a human DID survive? What if this human becomes friends with the ragdolls? What if this human could be the KEY to help the ragdolls and save the future? All of these questions will be answer now, so here we go!! =)
A human surviving would kind of ruin the entire goal of the characters searching for a way to revive humanity. This isn’t such a huge factor in my spork, but do people not realize the height of these characters? They’re not like the Toad Patrol, something that is big to them is still an adequate size to us. And if anybody’s going to be the KEY to something, it should be the literal key that 6 has around his neck.
The Human Girl
PG-13
ch.1- Areia
(this is info written on a computer that the human girl finds after she wakes up from a coma. Just saying so you don’t mock something that isn’t deserving of it quite yet)
Areia Linda Rollins
Age:10
Birth:9/9/99 Poor 9. Look at all the number abuse he’ll be receiving.
Blood Type:B
Eye color:Green
Hair:Dark Red-Violet All right, I know this movie has living rag dolls, but that hair color defies logic. Violet is a purple shade, you can’t get it mixed with red.
Height: unknown though it says in another two sentences that she’s tall.
Weight: unknown
Tall and Thin and picture of her. How many official documents say “tall and thin and picture of her”? I knew what they meant, but there are much better ways to describe that.
"Why is there papers of me"? Areia asked herself. Why is there such bad grammar?
The girl finds a video from the scientist guy who is suddenly her father.
"Areia", the man said, "if you are watching this, then I'm probably gone. I need your help to restore our dying world. The medchies (the what now? Oh, you meant machines? Well, why not say that.) have taken over so be careful when go outside because they kind of suck your soul out of your body. No big deal, really. Dude, don’t sound so calm about it.
She was shocked and surpised also surpised that she is the last human. And I am sad also sad that people actually liked this story.
"what happen here and whats going on"? And why can no one writing fanfics for a PG-13 movie use capital letters or spell-check?
Luckily, I found some, while the author admits they are likely OOC, were still good, so there's hope.