Twilight will send me to an early grave.

[hermione_vader]

I just started reading the book Twilight after hating it from afar for nearly a year, and I'm about a little over halfway through it (and I really don't care about spoilers).  So I decided to look for Twilight/Supernatural crossovers to spork because they seem to be breeding these days.  I was not disappointed.  For instance I found this little fic

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[memorysdaughter]

"He's wight, dawg" was the first thing I thought.

Then I reread the part about the little brother from another father and wondered if they were trying to convey "sister from another mister" but without the rhyme. And badly.

[underthenameof]

Dean in my icon is right. That is SO not cool.

I blame Stephanie Meyer too.

A lot.

Plz to be keeping Twilight far, far away from my lovely Supernatural fandom, kthxbai. Seriously, the show has enough issues already without adding sparkly vampires to the mix D:

[hermione_vader]

Seriously, the show has enough issues already without adding sparkly vampires to the mix D:

I totally agree with that. I'm glad that the author got Bella away from Edward, since Edward is obviously an abuser---he just hasn't smacked her yet. But did they really have to bring Supernatural into it? I think Dean and Sam would dump Bella on the side of the road because her whining would drive them insane.

[xenaclone]

>Dean had been wight
The state of being both "right" and "white."<

Maybe he's on the Isle of Wight ferry?

[katesmannequin]

their Dad’s awesome little brother from a different father.
MAH BRUTHA FROM ANOTHA... um, fatha.

[spartycat]

I believe you mean "aweseom" brutha. The badfic author made it very clear that John's lil brutha was "aweseom."

Oh, and can someone please send this chick a clue that there is no way in hell John Winchester would sleep with his brother's wife. The dude was kinda alllll about family. On that note, his brother's wife would also have John's last name, so we can drop this whole Swan business and bust Bella right out of Spn fandom.

[spartycat]

Then, after she had gotten back from the hospital after nearly killing herself jumping off a cliff,

I was always hoping that was how the book would end. However, I would like to know just how one survives an actual jump off a cliff? The world is going to end one day and its just going to be Bella and the cockroaches.

[hermione_vader]

However, I would like to know just how one survives an actual jump off a cliff?

Ummmmmm...Plot device, Mr. Frodo, plot device!

The world is going to end one day and its just going to be Bella and the cockroaches.

It'll be cockroaches, Bella, and Sylar. Sylar shall slice Bella's brain open just for the fun of it, and then the cockroaches shall rejoice.

[rippersgirl06]

Sylar shall slice Bella's brain open just for the fun of it, and then the cockroaches shall rejoice.

That is the best idea ever! Now that would be a good fanfic.

[hermione_vader]

Thank you. But what kind of power would Sylar steal from her? Super-whining? Super-annoyance? Super-clumsiness?