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Frozen Wings [Maximum Ride]
Joseph wakes up one morning to find out that everything about who and what he is has changed. But how? And why? T for safety.
Safety from what, your Gary-Stu?
Snow White Queen [Percy Jackson and the Olympians]
Song fic to Evanescence's song of the same name. Not for the faint hearted. ThaliaxLuke. You are warned.
Oh please, I was warned as soon as I saw the words "songfic" and "Evanescence" being used in the same sentence.
My Evil Twin [Twilight]
Bella's evil twin sister Daniella comes to live with Bella but she tries to push up on Edward...hmmm? Comedy and fights will ensue! Read and Review
Yes, it is as bad as it sounds, but you gotta give the author props for writing Bella with a personality. It's a terrible personality, but even that's better than nothing, right? (Yeah, I'm looking at you, Meyer.)
Coven [Twilight]
This story is about Sharon, Paiten, and I and our imaginary vampire soulmates and everything we go through. sorry i suck at these summary things
Everything you go through...does that include therapy?
Told you so [Naruto]
I brought a hand to me face was I really..blushing. ‘I told you, you like him’, inner Sakura said in a smug yet taunting tone. ‘Shut up’, I replied. ‘Nice comeback’ NarutoXSakura slight fluff
One little mistake and Sakura is suddenly Irish.
Toph and The World's Greatest Fencer [Avatar, the Last Air Bender]
Two years have passed since the finale. Toph meets a boy who calls himself the world's greatest fencer. His name is Toya Monigo. Someone killed his father. Someone prepares to die.
Oicwutudidthar. It wouldn't fail so much if it was a parody and Toph wasn't the one to give us a description of what he looks like. (Unless, of course, this was for the purpose of the parody that it isn't.)
Ain't Allowed To [Kingdom Hearts]
Akuroku. One-shot. Roxas doesn't like Axel but what happens if you add Namine to the mix?
He likes her instead? No, wait, it says Akuroku. (Even though you're using their English names.) So I guessing she repluses him so much that it turns him gay? NO WAIT! I just took a look at it and this is what I found:
“You and Axel gave me the idea.” she said as she held the picture of Roxas aiming a good swift kick at Axel’s balls with the redhead weeping in pain. Her brother patted her on the back and complimented it. With that, he went upstairs to do his HW. Namine sighed before flipping towards her actual dream drawings. Her drawings filled with her older brother and Axel doing-ahem, let’s just say Namine is not as innocent as Roxas thinks she is. She closed the pad and went out.
O-kay, so they're siblings instead...and Namine draws porno of him. Yeah, that's not creepy or anything.
“It ain’t your job to initiate it. You’re the girl of the relationship and will always be!!” he said smirking. He leaned for another kiss. This time, Roxas willingly took his lips. The two started to make out while a happy blonde girl scribbled furiously in her notebook, savoring the moment.
Way to be a sexist gay man, Axel! And apparently the author is channeling herself into Namine. >>;
Can I has a Percy Jackson and the Olympians tag please?
Frozen Wings [Maximum Ride]
Joseph wakes up one morning to find out that everything about who and what he is has changed. But how? And why? T for safety.
Safety from what, your Gary-Stu?
Snow White Queen [Percy Jackson and the Olympians]
Song fic to Evanescence's song of the same name. Not for the faint hearted. ThaliaxLuke. You are warned.
Oh please, I was warned as soon as I saw the words "songfic" and "Evanescence" being used in the same sentence.
My Evil Twin [Twilight]
Bella's evil twin sister Daniella comes to live with Bella but she tries to push up on Edward...hmmm? Comedy and fights will ensue! Read and Review
Yes, it is as bad as it sounds, but you gotta give the author props for writing Bella with a personality. It's a terrible personality, but even that's better than nothing, right? (Yeah, I'm looking at you, Meyer.)
Coven [Twilight]
This story is about Sharon, Paiten, and I and our imaginary vampire soulmates and everything we go through. sorry i suck at these summary things
Everything you go through...does that include therapy?
Told you so [Naruto]
I brought a hand to me face was I really..blushing. ‘I told you, you like him’, inner Sakura said in a smug yet taunting tone. ‘Shut up’, I replied. ‘Nice comeback’ NarutoXSakura slight fluff
One little mistake and Sakura is suddenly Irish.
Toph and The World's Greatest Fencer [Avatar, the Last Air Bender]
Two years have passed since the finale. Toph meets a boy who calls himself the world's greatest fencer. His name is Toya Monigo. Someone killed his father. Someone prepares to die.
Oicwutudidthar. It wouldn't fail so much if it was a parody and Toph wasn't the one to give us a description of what he looks like. (Unless, of course, this was for the purpose of the parody that it isn't.)
Ain't Allowed To [Kingdom Hearts]
Akuroku. One-shot. Roxas doesn't like Axel but what happens if you add Namine to the mix?
He likes her instead? No, wait, it says Akuroku. (Even though you're using their English names.) So I guessing she repluses him so much that it turns him gay? NO WAIT! I just took a look at it and this is what I found:
“You and Axel gave me the idea.” she said as she held the picture of Roxas aiming a good swift kick at Axel’s balls with the redhead weeping in pain. Her brother patted her on the back and complimented it. With that, he went upstairs to do his HW. Namine sighed before flipping towards her actual dream drawings. Her drawings filled with her older brother and Axel doing-ahem, let’s just say Namine is not as innocent as Roxas thinks she is. She closed the pad and went out.
O-kay, so they're siblings instead...and Namine draws porno of him. Yeah, that's not creepy or anything.
“It ain’t your job to initiate it. You’re the girl of the relationship and will always be!!” he said smirking. He leaned for another kiss. This time, Roxas willingly took his lips. The two started to make out while a happy blonde girl scribbled furiously in her notebook, savoring the moment.
Way to be a sexist gay man, Axel! And apparently the author is channeling herself into Namine. >>;
Can I has a Percy Jackson and the Olympians tag please?