Woman and spork unite to end the suffering of this badfic

[stivee]

As promised to shipperfey, I bring you this fantastic opus of crap.

Comments

[king_styles]

The Duke joke made me laugh way more than it should of.

[stivee]

I am a terrible person.

[payoffpitch]

*should have

;)

[king_styles]

Sorry, was laughing so hard I lost my brain for a second.

[andymcnope]

ROFL. Epic.

[mahkia]

What the balls did I just read?! Or rather, did YOU just read and then spork?!

This is a short spork, but I'm being raped by owls. Damn this revealing nightie.

Damn indeed! XD

[anne_nime]

His leg was throbbing, throbbing. Molesting owls, understanding trees, scratchy brambles, mocking pieces of natures puzzle, and a throbbing leg.

this fic is failing, failing...

Understanding trees? Molesting ow --- SAY WHAT?!

[rose_cat]

Oh my god, that's the start of the House/wolves fic! And you didn't even get to the wolf part yet!

I'm sure I'll regret this, but...does anyone know if it's OK to spork more of the same story?

[stivee]

Oh, man, I hope so, but I'll have to pass the tourch (which shipperfey passed to me) on to you, as I've had quiet enough. I can't keep it up. This one is gonna take multiple sporkers.

Before you start sporking, though, you'll need to sign a release that waves your right to sue for any badfic-related injuries. You'll also have to fill out some medical paperwork to show that you have no history of mental illness or instability.

Only the best.

[rose_cat]

...to show that you have no history of mental illness or instability.

Wouldn't my presence on this comm prove that I do have such history? Not to mention my willingness to spork that!