Hannah Montana/Drake and Josh Crossover Fic
I found a horrible series of fic (which I'm not getting into yet) that are based on multiple fandoms. (So, so many.)
The one I'm sporking is one where Drake Parker falls in love with Hannah Montana. Sporking is in bold. Link: www.fanfiction.net/s/4612488/1/Miley_loves_Drake
Hannah Montana had been leading a double life for several years. Her civil name was Miley Stewart. Miley/Hannah is a civil! I didn't even know that existed. It should be civilian.
Miley also had an elder brother named Jackson, an incredible jerk. In feigning kisses, He fooled the public into believing that he was Hannah's lover, thus denying the identity of Hannah and Miley. But smart people would easily recognise that there was something fishy. -Eww??????
Megan stared oddly at her future Mindy, Megan is talking to future Mindy? I didn't even realize that was possibility!
Megan could hear Drake's heartbeat. It went unusually fast when Hannah started to sing. -Does Megan have superhearing now?
Once more, applauding viewers brought the cinema hall to tremble like an earthquake. -I'm pretty sure people clapping doesn't make a building tremble like an earthquake. Plus, the cinema is inside the mall.
Drake stood up and yelled at the top of his lungs: "I love you, Hannah! Always and ever!" -What happened to Drake Parker? He just met this singer he knows nothing about! Plus, Drake isn't the type of person to just declare his love like that. Drake really wouldn't act like this. Besides, he's in love with his stepbrother.
The little Georgina?" Robbie Ray sighed. "I could never forget her! Georgina made me swoon as a teenager. I wanted to marry her when we she would be big." Robbie goes through his memories of the good old times. -I'm not sure what to say.
"That Drake guy must be pretty jealous for you." Oliver laughed like nobody's business. Drake is jealous of Miley and not Jackson? I thought he instantly fell in love with Hannah!
"I'm the greatest lover!" Jackson chuckled and yelled cheerfully.
I've seen that coming!" they yelled unisono. They beamed brightly. Oh no! They yelled in unisono!
But you haven't payed for it, either." Jackson looked dumb. -It's paid! How does someone look dumb?
"You keep on rubbing salt into my wounds," Drake complained. Drake would never say something like that!
Josh twitched in disgust -This is like the fifty billionith time Josh twitched in this fanfic. He only did that once in Blues Brothers and that was because he couldn't be on TV!
Josh returned to Drake who was discussing with some teenager. What is Drake discussing with some teenager?
Drake took Miley into his arms. "You always sing that nobody's perfect, but for me, you're perfect as you are. Be it Miley or Hannah." Drake wondered what his life would have been like if he had assumed a fake identity at the age of thirteen.
"Drake, I have to do something important. Wait a moment!" She waved around. "OK people, you think you know me, but you don't. I'm ..." Hannah removed her wig. "my real name is Miley Stewart! And I love Drake Parker above all!" -Why would Miley/Hannah give out her secret? I thought the point was to not reveal her secret!
Miley joined Drake's band. Managed by Josh Nichols, it would be the greatest poprock band ever. Their first performance would be at Premiere Theatre , under the supervision of happy couple Robby Ray and Helen. I'm pretty sure none of this would ever happen. Ever.
Mods, may I please have a Drake and Josh tag?