questionable badfic

Dec 06, 2008 16:44

Hurray! It's Saturday! It must be time for some more questionable badfic.

What does it WANT from me? )

buffy the vampire slayer, house, er, bones, csi

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trillianastra December 6 2008, 22:36:01 UTC
she is a mix of Abby from NCIS and River from Firefly/Serenity

Whoa. As a fan of both NCIS and Firefly... any character that is a combination of Abby and River is going to be NUTS. By which I mean, actually insane.

"Spike has a sister?"

This one just makes no sense. They showed us Spike's backstory. We know that his mum only had one kid. We know what song she used to sing to him when he was a baby, FFS. In short, WE KNOW HE DIDN'T HAVE A SISTER.

*headdesk*

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trillianastra December 6 2008, 22:38:01 UTC
(forgot something)

About House.

I wish, sincerely, that people would remember that (OMG) we actually do know Thirteen's real name. It's Remy Hadley. She has been referred to as such IN CANON.

I'd just like it if people could remember that in future. Even though I know they won't.

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memorysdaughter December 7 2008, 05:11:30 UTC
1.) I agree. Actually insane, and overly caffeinated.

2.) Well, of course he had a sister. Didn't you see that episode? They said her name was... Mary Sue.

3.) I know that Thirteen has a real name... and I still take a lot of pleasure in calling her Thirteen. And her real name. Or whatever.

Although I did see the cutest little "ship" tag - Foreman/Thirteen, aka "Fourteen."

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chickenperson52 December 7 2008, 19:32:46 UTC
it's bcause a lot of fans really hate Thirteen/Hadley/bored person who takes up too much camera time.

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diabolicalfiend December 7 2008, 15:30:57 UTC
I'm totally going "eeeuwww" right now.
And not just normal ew, more like the eeeuwww that Ernest says when those trolls start blowing up.

In short, WE KNOW HE DIDN'T HAVE A SISTER.

Even if he did, no way he'd have gotten away with being simpering poet guy! She would have knocked it out of him, no problem.

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memorysdaughter December 7 2008, 19:15:56 UTC
It's a cross between "ew" and "whaaaaat??"

Spike and his sister having a throw-down, that would be pretty cool.

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queerlyobscure December 8 2008, 16:41:34 UTC
And yet, you'd be surprised how often he has infact had a sister in badfic, and how much Dawn reminds him of her *facepalm*

I think the problem with Spike is that the fangirls get as far as "oooh, pretty", and then decided that every other character point is up for grabs *sigh*

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