Are You Hungry
Word of the day: Sausage
Prepare for disturbing puns and food violation.
Sporkage in bold.
Once there was a Lovely little Sausage, Voldemort
La La La - Welcome to the insane world of Elsebeth Fishnips. We will soon all reign supreme in Harry Potter land, you readers(and reviewers)as loyal subjects and me as King Penguin! Come to me my children, come! If you do not review i will make sure yo
I had a feeling that the results for this word search would be ridiculous, I had no idea how ridiculous.
Authors note : BE AFRAID, BE VERY AFRAID.
Finally, an honest disclaimer.
But I indulged my inner Gryffindor, and ploughed on.
Voldermort: So, you want to join the Deatheaters, eh?
Snape: Er yeah…
Voldermort: Well here’s your Deatheater application form, fill it out please.
*headdesk*
Elsebeth: How do I make my fics good????
Harry: You must go the Wise Woman.
Elsebeth: Eh?
Harry: Two things must ye know of the Wise Woman….First, she is … A WOMAN!
Mcgonagall: Urghhh
Logic, have you met Window.
Get acquainted.
6th Year AU! Love, Death and the mystic lands of Pharaphax, it can only mean one thing. Trouble! Harry has a hunger for sausages and blood whilst Cho goes comatose and Remus gets jiggy. Voldemort has a plan and Harry is the main ingredient. Please Review
Voldemort indulges his inner chef and decides that the only way to kill Harry, is to cook him.
No hotdogs or cookies in this story or too much sausage.When draco and his parents are hunted and attacked by werewolves what happens to the malfoy legacy? HPDM Slash
Because there are always hotdogs, cookies, and sausages in most HP fanfic.
What kind of crap have you been reading?!?
Although, it explains a lot.
I crumpled another piece of paper up and threw it onto the already littered why does it have to be so hard
I don't know, why does your story have to be so horrible?
It's been okay sort of wish I was back at 's reall noisy here at the moment tonks ran into the umbrella stand and Mrs Black is screaming her head off.I think Remus is trying to calm her and he's failing dismally ..now she's cursing at least Remus and Tonks worked 's Hagrid and Grawp and "Wither Wings".
SPORKER CHALLENGE: Can you decode this sentence?
Just to let my friends know that I'm at least alive he suddenly remembered the fear in Malfoy's eyes and him shaking and the fact that he was lowering his wand! Where is the Voldemort now and what he's going to do to Draco after the death eaters tell him "the boy" was to weak to kill a wandless old just don't let it get to 'll be man what's the matter with you ?You hate the slimy bastard...well yeah but..
HOLY RUN-ON SENTENCES BATMAN!
"Harry dear time for another lesson."said Mrs weasly softly as she looked in on him.
That just sounds creepy.
Harry couldn’t help but notice that Ginny had selected the largest sausage from the plate passed in front of her. His interest grew deeper as he followed the sausage until its last moments alive, when it entered her mouth.
Apparently Ginny likes eating sausage raw, alive, and still kicking....who needs jumping chocolate frogs?
Let's not forget that it's also sexy to Harry, demented that one.
A heartfelt legend of one sausage thousands of lives and one fate. PLZ RR RR RR RR FIRST FIC.Tell your friends. You'll never look at sausages the same way again....!
No, I wont.
Well, this is really quite strange. Seriously, though, I am not a sausage obsessive. In fact, I don't even like sausage! Don't ask. If you feel like it, read and review. Thats all.
Thank you for that lovely anecdote into your life. I feel like I know you better already.
But honestly, all I care about is what I have to do make you leave my fandom!!
A/N Lovely fic, ain't it? It was based on a breakfast at Kaylee/ MetalMage's house, when I slept over. Kaylee was the one who yelled "Get off my sausage" cause her little sister was trying to steal it. Her sister was the one who said, "Want some baaaacon?" to the dog. If you hate it, tell me calmly and politely that I have way to much time on my hands.
You have way to much time on your hands.
(side note: someone does end up telling the esteemed author this, per her suggestion, of course the author gets touchy and annoyed)
Prepare for disturbing puns and food violation.
Sporkage in bold.
Once there was a Lovely little Sausage, Voldemort
La La La - Welcome to the insane world of Elsebeth Fishnips. We will soon all reign supreme in Harry Potter land, you readers(and reviewers)as loyal subjects and me as King Penguin! Come to me my children, come! If you do not review i will make sure yo
I had a feeling that the results for this word search would be ridiculous, I had no idea how ridiculous.
Authors note : BE AFRAID, BE VERY AFRAID.
Finally, an honest disclaimer.
But I indulged my inner Gryffindor, and ploughed on.
Voldermort: So, you want to join the Deatheaters, eh?
Snape: Er yeah…
Voldermort: Well here’s your Deatheater application form, fill it out please.
*headdesk*
Elsebeth: How do I make my fics good????
Harry: You must go the Wise Woman.
Elsebeth: Eh?
Harry: Two things must ye know of the Wise Woman….First, she is … A WOMAN!
Mcgonagall: Urghhh
Logic, have you met Window.
Get acquainted.
6th Year AU! Love, Death and the mystic lands of Pharaphax, it can only mean one thing. Trouble! Harry has a hunger for sausages and blood whilst Cho goes comatose and Remus gets jiggy. Voldemort has a plan and Harry is the main ingredient. Please Review
Voldemort indulges his inner chef and decides that the only way to kill Harry, is to cook him.
No hotdogs or cookies in this story or too much sausage.When draco and his parents are hunted and attacked by werewolves what happens to the malfoy legacy? HPDM Slash
Because there are always hotdogs, cookies, and sausages in most HP fanfic.
What kind of crap have you been reading?!?
Although, it explains a lot.
I crumpled another piece of paper up and threw it onto the already littered why does it have to be so hard
I don't know, why does your story have to be so horrible?
It's been okay sort of wish I was back at 's reall noisy here at the moment tonks ran into the umbrella stand and Mrs Black is screaming her head off.I think Remus is trying to calm her and he's failing dismally ..now she's cursing at least Remus and Tonks worked 's Hagrid and Grawp and "Wither Wings".
SPORKER CHALLENGE: Can you decode this sentence?
Just to let my friends know that I'm at least alive he suddenly remembered the fear in Malfoy's eyes and him shaking and the fact that he was lowering his wand! Where is the Voldemort now and what he's going to do to Draco after the death eaters tell him "the boy" was to weak to kill a wandless old just don't let it get to 'll be man what's the matter with you ?You hate the slimy bastard...well yeah but..
HOLY RUN-ON SENTENCES BATMAN!
"Harry dear time for another lesson."said Mrs weasly softly as she looked in on him.
That just sounds creepy.
Harry couldn’t help but notice that Ginny had selected the largest sausage from the plate passed in front of her. His interest grew deeper as he followed the sausage until its last moments alive, when it entered her mouth.
Apparently Ginny likes eating sausage raw, alive, and still kicking....who needs jumping chocolate frogs?
Let's not forget that it's also sexy to Harry, demented that one.
A heartfelt legend of one sausage thousands of lives and one fate. PLZ RR RR RR RR FIRST FIC.Tell your friends. You'll never look at sausages the same way again....!
No, I wont.
Well, this is really quite strange. Seriously, though, I am not a sausage obsessive. In fact, I don't even like sausage! Don't ask. If you feel like it, read and review. Thats all.
Thank you for that lovely anecdote into your life. I feel like I know you better already.
But honestly, all I care about is what I have to do make you leave my fandom!!
A/N Lovely fic, ain't it? It was based on a breakfast at Kaylee/ MetalMage's house, when I slept over. Kaylee was the one who yelled "Get off my sausage" cause her little sister was trying to steal it. Her sister was the one who said, "Want some baaaacon?" to the dog. If you hate it, tell me calmly and politely that I have way to much time on my hands.
You have way to much time on your hands.
(side note: someone does end up telling the esteemed author this, per her suggestion, of course the author gets touchy and annoyed)