I wish I could un-read you...
Oh, Sabrina the Teenage Witch... I give you a decade of my love, and this is how your fandom repays me?
Our Little Secret
When I got home, Salem was waiting for me. I smiled at him. He was such a cute kitty. But then he rolled over, and I could see his little dick had a hardon. "Ooh, I get what you want. Lets go to my bedroom." I picked him up in my arms, all the time stroking his furry cock. When we got to my bedroom I took off my panties and spread my legs wide. He meowed loudly, then slipped his little cock into my already wet pussy. I almost forgot Salem could talk. "Oohh, Salem.. ohhh, god I can't believe I'm having sex with my cat! Oh, harder baby harder." He pushed in and out harder and faster. "Oh yeah, I bet you like that slut," He said, "Yeah you bitch, I you like that don't you!" I smiled. "Ohh, yes, Salem, oohh." Then I came, all over him. He meowed and licked up all my cum like it was warm milk.
No... just no. Call up the Doctor and the Haitian and pass the brain bleach...I don't want to remember reading this shit. I also doubt that a cat could cause a girl to orgasm, but I guess anythings possible in bad smut fic land.
IMing with sabrina and friends
Summary: you're virtually instant messaging with sabrina and her friends PLEASE R&R!
I'm doing what now? IM, 2nd person, and missing capitalization; this looks like a promising fic already!
Sabrina-Witchgirl
Josh-sabrina4life
Roxy-gothy
Morgan-Love2Shop
Harvey-coffe4ever
Witchgirl has entered chat
Gothy has entered chat
Witchgirl:I learned a new spell today
Gothy: Really What is it?
WitchGirl:Turn this girl into some hurl
Gothy:That's gross
Witchgirl:I know but it comes in handy
Gothy:How?
Witchgirl:I met this wierd girl that wanted to be hurl so I turned her into some hurl
W...T...F? O.o That sounds like the dumbest spell ever. And since when did she discuss her magic with her mortal friends, anyways?
Your Cheating Magic
Whoever said a friend cant tear people apart were unbelieveably wrong. Valerie's going to tear Harvey and Sabrina apart if it's the last thing she doesAnd if Gillian has anything to do with it, it just might.
Well, I think the first thing Sabrina should do is reverse whatever love spell or Completely Out Of Character spell has been placed on Valerie. And who the heck is Gillian?
Untitled 4 now
That's the name of your title? I have lost all hope in this fandom.
Summary: My name is Gillian H. Kinkle, I'm 13, only child, 7th grade, best friends are my mom and dad and Mika, and oh yeah, did I mention I'm a witch who's mom's exboyfriends are in an evil plot to kill me? Yeah, it's interesting being me...
So that's who Gillian is. May I join Sabrina's ex-boyfriends in killing her, plz?
Emily Hart as Gillian (narrator) & she’s a little blonder, lol
Melissa Joan Hart as Sabrina (hello duh)
Nate Richert as Harvey (again, hello duh)
Caroline Rhea as Hilda
Beth Broderick as Zelda
Mika Boorem as Mika (duh)
David Lascher as Josh
Dylan Neal as Aaron
What are these, credits? Why do I need to be told who plays who? In case I accidentally picture the wrong actors?
Sabrina Goes to Zyne
Have you ever wonder how Harry Potter, Sabrina, Charmed and all other magickal stuff in one whole story. Sabrina (as famine Harry Potter) enter Zyne School (american style of Hogwart) after her High School. She and her friends learn magickal stuff by Char
Famine Harry Potter? So, she's starving him? I thought that was the Dursleys' job.
The Halloween Shop
Sabrina
Seriously, that was the entire summary. Yes, we know what show it is... now how about telling us what the plot is about?
No, wait... THIS equals the worst summary and title combination I've ever seen:
Sabrina the Tenage Witch
cont
Or this one:
xmas party/whatever cont
same as title
Our Little Secret
When I got home, Salem was waiting for me. I smiled at him. He was such a cute kitty. But then he rolled over, and I could see his little dick had a hardon. "Ooh, I get what you want. Lets go to my bedroom." I picked him up in my arms, all the time stroking his furry cock. When we got to my bedroom I took off my panties and spread my legs wide. He meowed loudly, then slipped his little cock into my already wet pussy. I almost forgot Salem could talk. "Oohh, Salem.. ohhh, god I can't believe I'm having sex with my cat! Oh, harder baby harder." He pushed in and out harder and faster. "Oh yeah, I bet you like that slut," He said, "Yeah you bitch, I you like that don't you!" I smiled. "Ohh, yes, Salem, oohh." Then I came, all over him. He meowed and licked up all my cum like it was warm milk.
No... just no. Call up the Doctor and the Haitian and pass the brain bleach...I don't want to remember reading this shit. I also doubt that a cat could cause a girl to orgasm, but I guess anythings possible in bad smut fic land.
IMing with sabrina and friends
Summary: you're virtually instant messaging with sabrina and her friends PLEASE R&R!
I'm doing what now? IM, 2nd person, and missing capitalization; this looks like a promising fic already!
Sabrina-Witchgirl
Josh-sabrina4life
Roxy-gothy
Morgan-Love2Shop
Harvey-coffe4ever
Witchgirl has entered chat
Gothy has entered chat
Witchgirl:I learned a new spell today
Gothy: Really What is it?
WitchGirl:Turn this girl into some hurl
Gothy:That's gross
Witchgirl:I know but it comes in handy
Gothy:How?
Witchgirl:I met this wierd girl that wanted to be hurl so I turned her into some hurl
W...T...F? O.o That sounds like the dumbest spell ever. And since when did she discuss her magic with her mortal friends, anyways?
Your Cheating Magic
Whoever said a friend cant tear people apart were unbelieveably wrong. Valerie's going to tear Harvey and Sabrina apart if it's the last thing she doesAnd if Gillian has anything to do with it, it just might.
Well, I think the first thing Sabrina should do is reverse whatever love spell or Completely Out Of Character spell has been placed on Valerie. And who the heck is Gillian?
Untitled 4 now
That's the name of your title? I have lost all hope in this fandom.
Summary: My name is Gillian H. Kinkle, I'm 13, only child, 7th grade, best friends are my mom and dad and Mika, and oh yeah, did I mention I'm a witch who's mom's exboyfriends are in an evil plot to kill me? Yeah, it's interesting being me...
So that's who Gillian is. May I join Sabrina's ex-boyfriends in killing her, plz?
Emily Hart as Gillian (narrator) & she’s a little blonder, lol
Melissa Joan Hart as Sabrina (hello duh)
Nate Richert as Harvey (again, hello duh)
Caroline Rhea as Hilda
Beth Broderick as Zelda
Mika Boorem as Mika (duh)
David Lascher as Josh
Dylan Neal as Aaron
What are these, credits? Why do I need to be told who plays who? In case I accidentally picture the wrong actors?
Sabrina Goes to Zyne
Have you ever wonder how Harry Potter, Sabrina, Charmed and all other magickal stuff in one whole story. Sabrina (as famine Harry Potter) enter Zyne School (american style of Hogwart) after her High School. She and her friends learn magickal stuff by Char
Famine Harry Potter? So, she's starving him? I thought that was the Dursleys' job.
The Halloween Shop
Sabrina
Seriously, that was the entire summary. Yes, we know what show it is... now how about telling us what the plot is about?
No, wait... THIS equals the worst summary and title combination I've ever seen:
Sabrina the Tenage Witch
cont
Or this one:
xmas party/whatever cont
same as title