South Park + emo songfic = headdesk
I know someone has had to have used this joke already, but...oh my God, you killed South Park! You bastard!
I found a thirteen year old with South Park fics, most of them songfics. I swear, I'm in masochistic retard heaven. I mean, who wouldn't be upon finding such gems as a songic titled Wendy and Kyles Dirty Little Secret? Oh, and not to mention this gem:
My Awesome South Park Dream!
LMAO!This dream was so funny,its always going to be awesome to me!If your reading this Courtney,GO TO HELL!But to other Courtney Mcgiltons,not you : just the one i know!
I think it's really sweet that they make sure all other Courtney McGiltons out there know she means no offense. (Though, geeky sidenote: according to teh all powrful eenternetz, there's one or fewer).
In the "fic" she goes on to say that she dreamt she and the boys from South Park killed this Courtney girl and celebrated. With very bad writing. What I find interesting about this, of course, is absolutely nothing. Because it's not a fanfic, it's a badly written retelling of a weird dream. Hell, I have weird dreams. But you don't find any "fics" out there under my name where I talk about how one time I dreamt I was Buffy and Angel's daughter who had Toto as a sidekick and was entrusted the sacred task of killing velociraptors with kid safety scissors. (Trufax. Er, trudream?)
Some other entertaining parts:
Misery Sucks
no rly?!?!1
Wendy has always been misunderstood for being a slut,lier and a cheater since the past year and when she was nine..but no one knows why shes been mistaken for that except herself.WendyxStan.Some WendyxKyle.Rated teen for some content and language.
Let me try to lay down some Translation Fu here. Wendy is considered a slut, cheater, and "lier" (which I assume is one of those newfangled street terms you young things are always coming up with)...and only she knows why everyone else calls her that?
Uh, to quote the great Buffy, the who whatting how with huh?
She jumped slightly as she felt someone playing with her hair and turned around to see the towns male pervert,Kenny.Kenny smirked and continued to play with her black hair,kissing her neck softly.
What, through his parka?
"Wendy..you nearly missed the class and made us all wait.Since your lip is injured,as Stan told me,you must sit out with Stan,he got hit with a ball while you were gone."
Dude, you're writing a South Park fic where Stan gets hit in the face with a ball, and Cartman says NOTHING? What, is his jaw wired shut?
Also, if having your "lip hurt" was enough to get out of P.E., I would have made out with an electric mixer every day.
"Stan..my father died last year..no one knows about it.My mother lost her job a few years ago and she drinks all the time..i have to care for myself nearly everyday.."
Wendy's life is like a black abyss, you know. It's so dark. And it's suffocating her, grabbing a hold of her and tightening its grip, tighter than a pair of her little sister's jea--er, sorry. Got caught up in the moment. Emo!Wendy's fault, I swear. I mean, she's as non-conforming as can be. If you were non-conforming, too, you'd look just like--AHH, must stop!
"Hello Miss Stevenson..its Wendy..i'm sick today.." "Thank you for telling us Wendy dear.Hope you get better!You should know that Kyle and Stan are sick also,go and get some company."
Dumbest. Person. Ever. Not only does she just take Wendy's word that she's sick (because no one would ever lie about that), she suggests she meet up with some other 'sick' people? WTF? What happened to chicken soup?
That one goes on to have Wendy start cutting herself because her mother is apparently an abusive superhuman with booze-induced door-crashing powers. (Ah, ye of little logic!) But I got bored and decided to turn to this other one, which was a good idea, as it turns out:
"Hey,you wanna go to the..m-movies with me Layle?" Clyde asked nervously. Layle nearly screamed but kept calm and nodded. "Of course!!" A few nights later,they went out on the date at the drive in theater.Layle smiled at Clyde and he pulled her close and whispered. "I love you Layle.."
Only in badficland is "calm" shown by two exclamation points. Also note that they met two seconds before he asked her out. So he's, you know, totally not at all creepy stalkerish there with the l word. Like, at all.
Also, I can't figure out what the hell name she was going for, in regards to her self-insert. Layla? Lyle? Ladle?
"Hey guys,what are you doing?" Cartman grunted. "Playing football..you probably don't even know what that is.." Layle rolled her eyes. "Of course i do fattie..my brother is Butters you know!Can i play with you?" Kyle covered Cartmans mouth and he smiled at one of his best friends. "Sure,as long as you don't whine about getting dirty!"
Inexplicable infatuation of a canon character for the previously unknown relation of another canon character? Ye gods, the originality! I love it! (Poor, poor Butters. Poor Clyde.)
I think the best part, however, was the song being interspersed between parts. I don't recognize it, but I just love that they included this part:
oooo, na, na, na, na, na, na, na
na, na, na, na, na, na
oooo, na, na, na, na, na, na, na
na, na, na, na, na, na, na
Ah, now there's some goodfic, no?
I found a thirteen year old with South Park fics, most of them songfics. I swear, I'm in masochistic retard heaven. I mean, who wouldn't be upon finding such gems as a songic titled Wendy and Kyles Dirty Little Secret? Oh, and not to mention this gem:
My Awesome South Park Dream!
LMAO!This dream was so funny,its always going to be awesome to me!If your reading this Courtney,GO TO HELL!But to other Courtney Mcgiltons,not you : just the one i know!
I think it's really sweet that they make sure all other Courtney McGiltons out there know she means no offense. (Though, geeky sidenote: according to teh all powrful eenternetz, there's one or fewer).
In the "fic" she goes on to say that she dreamt she and the boys from South Park killed this Courtney girl and celebrated. With very bad writing. What I find interesting about this, of course, is absolutely nothing. Because it's not a fanfic, it's a badly written retelling of a weird dream. Hell, I have weird dreams. But you don't find any "fics" out there under my name where I talk about how one time I dreamt I was Buffy and Angel's daughter who had Toto as a sidekick and was entrusted the sacred task of killing velociraptors with kid safety scissors. (Trufax. Er, trudream?)
Some other entertaining parts:
Misery Sucks
no rly?!?!1
Wendy has always been misunderstood for being a slut,lier and a cheater since the past year and when she was nine..but no one knows why shes been mistaken for that except herself.WendyxStan.Some WendyxKyle.Rated teen for some content and language.
Let me try to lay down some Translation Fu here. Wendy is considered a slut, cheater, and "lier" (which I assume is one of those newfangled street terms you young things are always coming up with)...and only she knows why everyone else calls her that?
Uh, to quote the great Buffy, the who whatting how with huh?
She jumped slightly as she felt someone playing with her hair and turned around to see the towns male pervert,Kenny.Kenny smirked and continued to play with her black hair,kissing her neck softly.
What, through his parka?
"Wendy..you nearly missed the class and made us all wait.Since your lip is injured,as Stan told me,you must sit out with Stan,he got hit with a ball while you were gone."
Dude, you're writing a South Park fic where Stan gets hit in the face with a ball, and Cartman says NOTHING? What, is his jaw wired shut?
Also, if having your "lip hurt" was enough to get out of P.E., I would have made out with an electric mixer every day.
"Stan..my father died last year..no one knows about it.My mother lost her job a few years ago and she drinks all the time..i have to care for myself nearly everyday.."
Wendy's life is like a black abyss, you know. It's so dark. And it's suffocating her, grabbing a hold of her and tightening its grip, tighter than a pair of her little sister's jea--er, sorry. Got caught up in the moment. Emo!Wendy's fault, I swear. I mean, she's as non-conforming as can be. If you were non-conforming, too, you'd look just like--AHH, must stop!
"Hello Miss Stevenson..its Wendy..i'm sick today.." "Thank you for telling us Wendy dear.Hope you get better!You should know that Kyle and Stan are sick also,go and get some company."
Dumbest. Person. Ever. Not only does she just take Wendy's word that she's sick (because no one would ever lie about that), she suggests she meet up with some other 'sick' people? WTF? What happened to chicken soup?
That one goes on to have Wendy start cutting herself because her mother is apparently an abusive superhuman with booze-induced door-crashing powers. (Ah, ye of little logic!) But I got bored and decided to turn to this other one, which was a good idea, as it turns out:
"Hey,you wanna go to the..m-movies with me Layle?" Clyde asked nervously. Layle nearly screamed but kept calm and nodded. "Of course!!" A few nights later,they went out on the date at the drive in theater.Layle smiled at Clyde and he pulled her close and whispered. "I love you Layle.."
Only in badficland is "calm" shown by two exclamation points. Also note that they met two seconds before he asked her out. So he's, you know, totally not at all creepy stalkerish there with the l word. Like, at all.
Also, I can't figure out what the hell name she was going for, in regards to her self-insert. Layla? Lyle? Ladle?
"Hey guys,what are you doing?" Cartman grunted. "Playing football..you probably don't even know what that is.." Layle rolled her eyes. "Of course i do fattie..my brother is Butters you know!Can i play with you?" Kyle covered Cartmans mouth and he smiled at one of his best friends. "Sure,as long as you don't whine about getting dirty!"
Inexplicable infatuation of a canon character for the previously unknown relation of another canon character? Ye gods, the originality! I love it! (Poor, poor Butters. Poor Clyde.)
I think the best part, however, was the song being interspersed between parts. I don't recognize it, but I just love that they included this part:
oooo, na, na, na, na, na, na, na
na, na, na, na, na, na
oooo, na, na, na, na, na, na, na
na, na, na, na, na, na, na
Ah, now there's some goodfic, no?